Status: aaaaaaaaaand you could be a big pig too! -Lion King (2 months ago)
| Name | Caliana |
| Location | lost in my imagination |
| Member Since | Jun 10, 2012 |
| Votes Received | 62 |
Hello m'lovelies!!! I love people so if you are reading this feel free to vent to me about whatever is bothering you. I love to write and read ALL THE TIME and I do both a variety of things from tragedy to humor to fantasy... anything really... so if you wanna read what I write, feel free :) please. be my guest Soo anywhore, i love comedy and humor. If you are dryer than a bone after being left in the sun for years then dont bother talking to me :) thanks slag O BTW MY TWITTER IS@trees_and_keys FEEL FREE TO FOLLOW I MAY FOLLOW BACK LOVEDOVE lol OH AND FOLLOW MY PARTNER IN CRIME@TheAwkwardLife2 she is beast my bff Ok so at the bottom of this it says my name is Caliana, i needed a pen name so TADA :) I may seem hard and tough but its only on the outside. Sorry for being a softie hopeless romantic Im always up for a talk if you need help send me a message. Yeah brah. Dude, if you have anything against music, please dont bother ma persona. Music helps me get through life. And i do have emotions, so please dont hate. Ive had enough for a lifetime. Thanks. Yes I box. Yes Im a girl. Problem? Yes I box and cheerlead. Problem? Things I love- -VOLLEYBALL <3 -tennis -reading -writing :) -drawing -converse :p duh -being as much of myself as I can -hanging out with my friends and watching stupid movies -rain <3 -witty profiles -giving and getting advice -friends and family that don't bail Yours in Eternity, Caliana :D
Works
 | My Blissful Ukulele Love7 parts / 10 pages, updated Mar 23, 2013 Lillian Fresser was abused every second of her life, and now she was 19.
No beating around the bush or sugar coating any shit.
She was beaten and raped and beaten... read more 218 reads  12  14 |
 | Uncanny Kidnappers (1D FanFic)Veronica Reynolds, an 18 year old orphan fending for herself in the rough streets of Brooklyn, New York, is usually the stereotypical "tough on the outsi... read more 26 reads 3 2 |
 | No Sense of Direction26 parts / 41 pages, updated Mar 01, 2013 No Sense of Direction a One Direction fanfic
Azillia Florentana, the hottest new actress from Brazil, ventures to Britain for the premiere of her new comedy series.... read more 1,556 reads 40 29 |
 | Pretty Little One Direction3 parts / 2 pages, updated Dec 28, 2012 134 reads 3 1 |
 | Breaking Bricks2 parts / 4 pages, updated Dec 23, 2012 Everyone knows those stories where the good girl falls in love with the bad boy, but he doesn't give a shit about her, right? Well, what about when the bad boy falls compl... read more 12 reads 0 0 |
 | How Are We Related?You see, my family is far from normal. My grandparents are usually the cause for all the embarassment, and mortification in our family, and even some of my friends. So,... read more 7 reads 0 0 |
 | Drunken Escapade2 parts / 3 pages, updated Nov 02, 2012 51 reads 2 0 |
 | Shipping Dreams 1 page, updated Oct 23, 2012 5 reads 0 0 |
 | If Time Was ForgivingI can't describe this, and you know you can relate. 16 reads 1 1 |
 | Perfect to Perforated6 parts / 4 pages, updated Sep 17, 2012 44 reads 0 0 |
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toddthetoad
2 months ago
Herro kidlets :) so I had celebrated this weekend and I might post tonight, but things got out of hand with my family and I wasn't in the right setting, environment, or mood to write. However I am on it now :). Warning: next weekend I have my school semi and updating is optional for the sunday after. Keep your heads up and have a fantabutastic easter <3 Yours in Eternity, Caliana XD <3
toddthetoad
2 months ago
sooooooooooo..??? HOW IS EVERYBODY DOING ON THIS FINE DAY???? I have JUST uploaded a new fanfic called 'Uncanny Kidnappers" and it is going to be probably the funniest of all my fanfics :) its not yet but it will be sooo go read it! and vote and comment I really need feedback <3 don't be a ghost reader! the more you comment, the more I write :) Yours in Eternity, Caliana XD <3
teraysacraig
5 months ago
Hey(: I just finished my book 'Life as Prolonged'. Would you mind checking it out? I promise its totally worth your time! Thanks soooooo much!<3 ~Teraysa(:
toddthetoad
5 months ago
@TheStyclarSaga hahahaha :p
TheStyclarSaga
5 months ago
@toddthetoad so glad you love it and I try my best to be cool ;)
toddthetoad
5 months ago
@TheStyclarSaga lol well I love the story and you seem cool so yeah no prob
TheStyclarSaga
5 months ago
@toddthetoad and now thanks for fanning :)
TheStyclarSaga
5 months ago
@toddthetoad Whoop! thanks for adding Lailah to your reading list -- I hope you enjoy her story this Christmas !! :)
toddthetoad
6 months ago
good news fanoroonies I might update later :) which story you ask? you will just have to wait and see ;p YOurs in Eternity, Caliana XD
toddthetoad
7 months ago
I've got my volleyball state tournament tonight :) wish me luck <3 i love you all
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