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thunderusappotamus

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Welcome to my profile page. I am a thirty something writer with fairly extensive experience in the field and a fair amount of text under my belt. A few million words must be by now in any case.

I like writing sci-fi and horror. Haven't quite decided which I'll write about on WP, but I've jumped into the sci-fi smackdown and enjoying the creative process again after some downtime generally.

Send me a message. Fan me and so on and so forth.

WARNING:

I don't do fan for fan and I won't read your shit just because you ask me. 

About Me:

I'm socially awkward and I don't suffer fools gladly. I try to. I really do. But usually it ends in homicide.
I'm older than you. Probably.
I like stuff but the stuff I like would probably be boring to you.
I am a bit bloodthirsty.
I wish the zombie apocalypse would just happen already.
I'm friendly, provided you are not a) a douchebag, b) a horrible witch, c) dumber than a bag of hammers, d) a zombie, f) eager for me to fan you, read your story and generally kiss your ass. 

I mislaid e, but I'm pretty sure it'll turn up.

Works

Jungleman

Jungleman

10 pages, updated Aug 23, 2012PG-13
13 reads votes 1 comments 0
June Narcissus

June Narcissus

5 parts / 11 pages, updated Aug 22, 2012G
A fantasy tale set in an epic land of sword and sorcery.
323 reads votes 12 comments 11
The Extra Files

The Extra Files

5 parts / 6 pages, updated Aug 22, 2012
tags / x-files
313 reads votes 8 comments 12
Crush

Crush

2 pages, updated Aug 07, 2012G
246 reads votes 12 comments 20
Love in the Flow

Love in the Flow

6 pages, updated Aug 06, 2012PG-13
Science Fiction Smackdown entry for round 1
366 reads votes 12 comments 17

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CRScott
CRScott

1 month ago
I noticed your work, and I think you'd like 'The Movement,' a science fiction novel.
http://www.wattpad.com/story/4718174-the-movement


8 months ago
@thunderusappotamus It does!! 
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8 months ago
@JohnS_2 dude, if your mum and brother are also your grandparents that does not make them distant relatives.


8 months ago
@thunderusappotamus Oh man, no, those were just distant relatives... 
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8 months ago
@JohnS_2 yeah, a family in the 'Hills Have Eyes' sense of the word huh.


8 months ago
@thunderusappotamus Calm down, Romulo Arantes Neto. We're all friendly people here. We're like a happy family. A family that occasionally showers with Mitch. 
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8 months ago
@JohnS_2 Listen very carefully 'Zed'. There is no way I'm getting into a gimp outfit for the benefit of you and your buddy Mitch, but I do have a samurai sword here and I know how to use it too. BANZAI!!!


8 months ago
@thunderusappotamus Pah! Around here we do not care about labels. Now get going, Mitch is already getting angry... and you wouldn't want him in you when he's angry... I mean, with you... or whatever. Just put on the slave outfit and everything will be fine. 
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8 months ago
@JohnS_2 ok, how can I put this so that it cannot be misconstrued. I AM NOT HOMOSEXUAL.


8 months ago
@thunderusappotamus Oh, that's no problem. Mitch likes guys who wear fancy costumes. 

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Well how sweet of you! I was quasi-serious. I have no idea what quasi means, but it sounds good. I'm going to save this to my library and read it...
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Yay. Wow. Brilliant and epic. I loved the ending as I was wondering throughout how you were going to bring the various threads together. Very...
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@madhattermusings thankyou so much Mad Hatter. And thanks for the fannage!
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There's very little online. I have the Brunner file in Lexikon der Parapsychologie und ihrer Grenzgebiete, which is a German book. I also have a...
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@SRae91 For a fellow X-file, you are more than welcome x
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