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Welcome to my profile page. I am a thirty something writer with fairly extensive experience in the field and a fair amount of text under my belt. A few million words must be by now in any case. I like writing sci-fi and horror. Haven't quite decided which I'll write about on WP, but I've jumped into the sci-fi smackdown and enjoying the creative process again after some downtime generally. Send me a message. Fan me and so on and so forth. WARNING: I don't do fan for fan and I won't read your shit just because you ask me. About Me: I'm socially awkward and I don't suffer fools gladly. I try to. I really do. But usually it ends in homicide. I'm older than you. Probably. I like stuff but the stuff I like would probably be boring to you. I am a bit bloodthirsty. I wish the zombie apocalypse would just happen already. I'm friendly, provided you are not a) a douchebag, b) a horrible witch, c) dumber than a bag of hammers, d) a zombie, f) eager for me to fan you, read your story and generally kiss your ass. I mislaid e, but I'm pretty sure it'll turn up.
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I noticed your work, and I think you'd like 'The Movement,' a science fiction novel. http://www.wattpad.com/story/4718174-the-movement
@thunderusappotamus It does!!
@JohnS_2 dude, if your mum and brother are also your grandparents that does not make them distant relatives.
@thunderusappotamus Oh man, no, those were just distant relatives...
@JohnS_2 yeah, a family in the 'Hills Have Eyes' sense of the word huh.
@thunderusappotamus Calm down, Romulo Arantes Neto. We're all friendly people here. We're like a happy family. A family that occasionally showers with Mitch.
@JohnS_2 Listen very carefully 'Zed'. There is no way I'm getting into a gimp outfit for the benefit of you and your buddy Mitch, but I do have a samurai sword here and I know how to use it too. BANZAI!!!
@thunderusappotamus Pah! Around here we do not care about labels. Now get going, Mitch is already getting angry... and you wouldn't want him in you when he's angry... I mean, with you... or whatever. Just put on the slave outfit and everything will be fine.
@JohnS_2 ok, how can I put this so that it cannot be misconstrued. I AM NOT HOMOSEXUAL.
@thunderusappotamus Oh, that's no problem. Mitch likes guys who wear fancy costumes.