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I like food.
And One Direction *Zayn Voice* "Obviously!"
Kik is " tatoesarefood69 "
Twitter:@_NiallsStomach_      


Cheeseburgers and Jelly Babies
1,2,3,7!
Potato!
Do you think anyone knows i'm Irish?
Changing is for weirdo's. 
I don't have biceps, I just flex my eyebrows.
She watches gay porn.


Kevin!
My goldfish is dead!
It's T it's E it's R it's R it's R it's R it's R it's R. How many R's? Six.
Superman!
Stop the traffic, let em through.
Refridgefratorator..... fridge.
No! Jimmy protested.

I'm tired and it's wintah.
Simple, but effective.
For oohz.
Let's do this poo.
Erm, so basically.
Get out of my kitchen!
Yeah. Penis jokes.

You gotta live hardcore to be hardcore.
Whenever i'm sad I just imagine babies with mustaches.
I'm absolutely freezing my peanuts off.
I haven't got insurance.
Ya donut.
Two minutes, dead.
Everybody does smelly poo sometimes.

Vas happening?
Obviously.
Were like, five best friends.
I have four boyfriends.
I've drunk too much energy juice.
Louis: Give me back the card. Zayn: Give him the card!

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