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Eyes-blue
Hair-blond,long,straight
Books-Skulduggery Pleasant, Hunger Games,  anything by Terry Pratchett, mortal instuments
Movies-nearly any horror movie
TV Shows-Bones, Greys Anatomy, Russle Howards good news
Bands-My Chemical Romance, Paramore,linkin park.
FAVORITE quotes:
"Doors are for people with no imagination." Skulduggery Pleasant

“Do you remember back at the hotel when you promised that if we lived youd get dressed up in a nurse’s outfit and give me a sponge bath?”
“Actually I think you misheard,” Clary said“It was Simon who promised you the sponge bath.”
Jace looked at Simon, who smiled at him widely “As soon as I’m back on my feet, handsome" Mortal Instruments

“You can hang your head out the window if you like”
“I’m a werewolf, not a golden retriever” Luke, Clary, Mortal Instruments

“I am a man and real men do not consume pink beverages. Get thee gone woman and bring me something brown”
“Brown?”
“Brown is a manly color” Jace, isabelle, Mortal Instruments

“Am I not ninja enough? Are you saying that I lack ninja?” Eve, Morganville Vampires

“If you love me, you’ll give me a taco”
“Seriously? That’s all you got? What about you’ll do sexy, illegal things to me for a taco?”
“Not for a taco,I’m not cheap”
“They’re brisket tacos”
“Now you’re talking” Shane, Claire, Morganville Vampires

“Wheres your sense of adventure?”
“On a beach somewhere with your sanity” Claire and Myrin, Morganville Vampires

“We nearly got killed over ice cream” Eve
“Another thing I don’t want on my tombstone” Shane
“You have others?” Claire
“*first finger* I thought it wasn’t loaded *second finger* Hand me a match so I can check the gas tank *third finger* Killed over ice cream” Morganville Vampires

“Damn Claire. Warn a guy before you do a faceplant on the floor next time. I could have looked all heroic and caught you or something” Shane, Morganville Vampires

“Hell” Shane spit in disgust “I cant hit a girl. Here, Claire. You hit her” He tossed the bat” Shane, Morganville Vampires