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simply_forgotten303

Location obviously laying eggs, under your bed
Birthday Jul 18
Member Since Aug 05, 2010
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Howdy there stranger.
 I'm 18-to-be! I'm a Christian. He gave his life for me, I live for him. I hail from the land of tea, rain and saying 'sorry' when someone else shoves past you. I'm really random. I love meeting new people! That's if I haven't scared them off yet... I'm infatuated with eggs, laying eggs, and all things egg-related. Why? WHY?! Why are carrots orange? Do bold people get dandruff? Who knows. 

I love reading, not particularly writing. I'm grateful for good grammar, and I believe it automatically makes a story attractive. I la-la-love legal thrillers, crime and the occasional romance novel. No vampires or werewolves. I'm open to most music genres and artists, but Mozart, Beethoven and Hillsong United will always have a special place in my heart. 

Tantalizing facts: 
I get agitated if someone mixes up YOUR with YOU'RE - just get it right! So if you tell me to read your story and it's main features are spelling/grammar errors, you will be held responsible for my cadaveric spasm, and untimely death. You have been cautioned. If your house contains a conservatory, you are so cool. I love cooking -whether or not I'm good... that's a story for another day bro. 
                                                                   


                                                           

                 You're  f u n n y  you're  y u m m y.   You wear a  t o p  that shows a little  t u m m y        





What do you think Paul meant when he said "Greet one another with a holy kiss"? ;-)

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When the River Boys Came to Town

When the River Boys Came to Town

3 pages, updated Mar 27, 2011PG-13VideoPictures
Meet Bailey, 17 and Mollie, 26. The Price sisters. Two parentless girls trying make it through life. Bailey is your average teen, who’s struggling to get... read more
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Tragic
Tragic

3 months ago
@simply_forgotten303 The sun, couldn't have keep the egg warm enough. Those things are usually kept at a 100 degree tempeture... I win (!)
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3 months ago
@lolipopmix Welcome! And precisely why I fanned you :D
simply_forgotten303
simply_forgotte...

3 months ago
@Tragic Haha I'm glad you did! I sat scratchin my head trying to understand what you meant. I take it your referring to the egg thing? I say the egg came first, because eggs are generally cool. You know that big yellow thing in the sky? I reckon it was made purely to keep eggs warm :)
lolipopmix
lolipopmix

3 months ago
Thanks for fanning. Please read, vote, and comment.

 xoxo,
 
Jai 

The your you're thing gets under my skin as well! Don't worry. My grammar in my non-urban (and even in my urban usually) fiction is generally good. :) 
Tragic
Tragic

3 months ago
I just stumbled, tripped and fell, into your account. I have thought this out for a long time, and the chicken definitely came first. If the egg came first, it would die without a chicken to warm it... 
jayjay33
jayjay33

5 months ago
thanks for fanning me I am glad you like my stories:)
simply_forgotten303
simply_forgotte...

8 months ago
“Sometimes it’s necessary to go a long distance out of the way in order to come back a short distance correctly.” ~ Edward Albee
teenagewitch
teenagewitch

11 months ago
SCREWS GET LOOOOSSSEEE! =} x
Hmmm. BUT where did the chicken come from if it didn't hatch from the glorious EGG? ;)
spiesontheprowl
spiesontheprowl

1 year ago
@simply_forgotten303 Yup. But here's something I know, the CHICKEN definitely came before the EGG. xD 

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