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saintjimmybdr529

Name Anna Byers, but my pseudonym is Milo Patel.
Location Your mind...^_^
Birthday Jun 25
Member Since Jan 31, 2012
Votes Received 14
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I'm pretty much really random.  I write all genres, but mostly horror, sci-fi, and fantasy.  My characters are really (excuse my french, but for lack of a better word) badass, in my opinion, and usually female.  I have a hard time writing from the point of view of a male, and usually when I have one male main character, I have to switch back and forth between him and the female.

Some things you should know:

I state the obvious.

Milo Patel is my Pseudonym, and she's also one of my characters (her story is not finished)

I originially came from deviantART (~cheeriosbdr529).  I founded three groups:  #Reboot-Freedom, #ANOTHERGreenDayClub, and #TheMacabreDeviant.

I'm obsessed with Green Day.  It's unhealthy, really.  I'm naming my first-born child Billie Joe.  I don't care if it's a girl, boy, or a transgender kid, I'm naming that thing Billie Joe.

Billie Joe is the sexiest man alive.  No-one can argue with me on that.

Thanks!

Peace out,

MILO

Works

To Fetch A Pail of Water (Title subject to change)

To Fetch A Pail of Water (Title subject to change)

1 page, updated Mar 19, 2012
Ten-year-old friends Bethany and Thomas are out playing in the woods when Beth stumbles into a clearing and falls over a dead Patriot. Now the girl must live through her entire life - and through the Revolution - with this memory.
12 reads votes 0 comments 0
Beached

Beached

1 page, updated Mar 16, 2012GCompleted
tags / beach sand water
5 reads votes 0 comments 0
Dropout

Dropout

2 pages, updated Mar 07, 2012PG-13
Wilhelmina Key has lived her entire life in the shadow of her (sweet teacher by day, abusive and bipolar by night) mother. It's no wonder she shoots so low in life - filing for e... read more
29 reads votes 0 comments 0
'Til Death Do Us Part

'Til Death Do Us Part

7 parts / 21 pages, updated Mar 07, 2012PG-13
Amity Aurore was born and raised in Whiteville, North Carolina. She loves to run and run fast and run far. When the world is engulfed by dark, swirling clouds, sh... read more
59 reads votes 1 comments 2
A World of Blood and Bones

A World of Blood and Bones

3 parts / 13 pages, updated Mar 05, 2012PG-13
This story was originally called "Zombies, Oh My!" However, since there were so many stories on deviantART already by that name, I decided to change i... read more
56 reads votes 0 comments 0
The Nightmare Offices

The Nightmare Offices

3 parts / 4 pages, updated Feb 21, 2012PG-13
Harlowe Leigh. Sexy assassin extraordinaire. Harlowe Leigh. The pride and joy of the Nightmare Offices, an orginization designed to "dispose" of those pe... read more
59 reads votes 3 comments 6
I'm Crazy and OK with it

I'm Crazy and OK with it

1 page, updated Feb 16, 2012Completed
Write Free, Live Free. I have a journal with this printed on it (OK it HAD that printed on it - it's kind of faded now) and when I bought it, I took that philos... read more
38 reads votes 1 comments 0
Dirty Word

Dirty Word

1 page, updated Feb 10, 2012PGCompleted
The screen name at the bottom is my Ink Pop screen name.
28 reads votes 1 comments 0
Stitchface

Stitchface

5 parts / 9 pages, updated Feb 09, 2012PG-13Completed
Martin Smith killed himself. After being ressurected by Dr. Heinz Jones and having his mouth stitched up, he is hired as an assassin and ordered to kill the father of the girl ... read more
86 reads votes 2 comments 2
Run, Benji, Run

Run, Benji, Run

1 page, updated Feb 09, 2012GCompleted
Ever met someone who loved to run? Ever met someone who could outrun even the fastest of the big cats? Ever met someone who just wouldn't take that talent to the next level... read more
41 reads votes 2 comments 0
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Could someone please review "To Fetch A Pail of Water" for me?  Thanks!
@arielleave  lololol
arielleave
arielleave

1 year ago
hehe...*shuffle quietly over*...*poke* *RUN AWAY!!*
I've changed Low-life to Dropout.  Please check it out, tell me if it's a good idea, please!  I NEED SOME FEEDBACK!  I'm really trying not to write the lyrics to Pumped Up Kicks here, since that's what I'm listening to.

But yeah -- if you guys could please look over Dropout, tell me if it's a good idea or not, that would be great.  Like, really, really great.  REALLY great.

Kapische?

I've always wanted a valid reason to use that in spoken conversation.

Anyway.

So yeah, check that out, please????

Peace out

MILO
K, guys so here's the thing - Chapter 7 of TDDUP is NOT completed!  The thingie that I just uploaded is a TEASER!  It is a TEASER that I wrote this morning!  I almost missed the bus because I was writing this TEASER!  So...yeah.  There's that.

And there's also the fact that A World of Blood and Bones is in BAD BAD BAD BAD shape!  If anyone has any ideas for that, let me know PLEASE!

Also, if someone has an idea for whom Harlowe should kill next in The Nightmare Offices, it would be GREATLY appreciated!

And last but not least, CHECK MY SPELLING!
@Paigiewaigie49  You're totally welcome!
Paigiewaigie49
Paigiewaigie49

1 year ago
Thanks for fanning back!!!!:)
'Till Death Do Us Part, The Nightmare Offices, and A World of Blood and Bones are now up-to-date and ready to be read!  Please, please, please, PLEASE check out TDDUP!  Thanks!

Peace out,

MILO
Thanks to everyone for the fans, if I haven't thanked you already.

Now, for the importantness.

Chapter 6 of TDDUP is in the process of being edited and revised on my laptop.  I am currently trying not to type the lyrics to Linkin Park's "Numb," for that is what I am listening to.  I am hoping that you will all take the time to look over what I have posted TDDUP and critique it, to tell me if there is anything that makes no sense or any grammatical errors that Spell Check did not pick up.

Danke Schon again!

Peace out,

MILO
Thanks so much!  Really, thanks.  :D

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