revealyourself

why do we need 2000 characters?? I'm not sure i want complete strangers to know that much about me...but i will attempt to use all 2000 of them. however everything will be a complete lie!:

I once shot a man in Rio, just to watch him die.
I have time travlled but you can never ask me how
I think the tosh.o is funny
I believe that modern art is more complicated and requires more talent than anything from the renaissance period.
my name is Princess Consuela-Banana-Hammock
I honestly believe i will not die alone with 37 cats..........*cries*
my friends are honestly awful. wost people I've ever met. i hate them.
my uncle was attacked by a drop bear. AND LIVED. 
I know 27 different languages and speak 25 of them fluently
I think that rangas have souls.
I love my macbook.....

AND NOW, BECAUSE YOU'VE ALL BEEN GOOD BOYS AND GIRLS, THE TRUTH!:

Johnny Depp and I are going to be married
I own a toaster
I just ate some toast
my dog is crazy 
when i get bored in the shower i sit down and read the shampoo bottles
I do not believe in gravity
I HATE ben 10 n00bs
I recently had a dream about flying....
If the world really is going to end this year then I am most probably going to die a virgin....with 37 cats...*cries*
i am not looking forward to having my wisdom teeth out... (but honestly who would be excited about that?)
If your an Aussie i will fan you, purely because being an Aussie automatically makes your cool

I'll do the rest later....

DEATH TO THE VAMPIRE/WEREWOLF STORY LINE!!!

any and all feedback is welcome, good or bad, I'll read it all, make sure to comment and vote :)