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phoenixflame

Name Heidi
Location Surfin'
Birthday Jul 29
Member Since May 04, 2012
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║║╚╚╚╚╝ O  Earthlings!

Welcome to my page!
...I'm getting this feeling that I'm going to to trail off awkwardly halfway through this.
I write mainly One Direction Fan Fiction on this account, but other stories may be found here as well :P

LET THIS PAGE DESCEND INTO RANDOM SHENANIGANS

99% of boys are attractive in some way. The other 1% go to your school.

Mouthwash contains more alcohol than wine.

Dolphins are the only mammals, other than humans, that have sex for pleasure.

A stick insect can have sex for upto 72 days.

AWESOME PEOPLE WHO I URGE YOU TO FOLLOW [pwease]
 @mystery_babeh @Jemexica @Misscoco99 @smileylucy @xNiallMyLove @AmyLovesOneDirection @additionarry @the_untold_truth @PatriciaTomlinson @TaIlSiSmAiMoFo @CelticFaeries @beatricalove @lolling247 @haaaveyoumetsophie @Hazel_Tree

BANDS THAT MAKE MY LIFE COMPLETE:
- Dead By April (<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3)
- Evanescence
- Three Days Grace
- Skillet
- One Direction


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STOP SUMMERSBERRY

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(But Gravity is an awesome movie)

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RipTide

RipTide

2 pages, updated Jan 30, 2014
Doesn't everyone love that cliche romance? The swimming pool was Ally's secret hideout - though being a public place, it wasn't very secret - where she went to clear her head and... read more
26 reads votes 2 comments 10
Dragon Let Loose (Louis Tomlinson)

Dragon Let Loose (Louis Tomlinson)

23 parts / 36 pages, updated Jan 02, 2014PG-13
Comatose has no life. At least, she's never had a chance at one. She is kept caged and isolated because of what she is - a 1% human, 99% dragon hybrid. Th... read more
11,370 reads votes 302 comments 368
Hell In A Girl.

Hell In A Girl.

3 parts / 1 page, updated Jun 10, 2013PG
Nightmares are coming. Let's hope we can wake up.
163 reads votes 11 comments 2
Electric Night (Liam Payne)

Electric Night (Liam Payne)

2 parts / 4 pages, updated Jun 01, 2013PG-13Video
Terra is one of a kind. Apart from the fact that she is one of three identical triplets. But one day, after an unintended flash of curiousity, she finds herself ... read more
142 reads votes 4 comments 25
The Princess Megan (Featuring Ugly Emma)

The Princess Megan (Featuring Ugly Emma)

2 parts / 1 page, updated Feb 14, 2013G
Me and my friends (Megan and Emma) going weird. Merci!
67 reads votes 5 comments 4
In My Time of Dying.

In My Time of Dying.

2 pages, updated Jan 10, 2013
Some may call me a super hero. Others say I'm a freak. But there's one thing I know for sure - I am so not normal. And normal is so overrated. My name is Scythe Comato... read more
55 reads votes 3 comments 8
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@Hazel_Tree So9 can I... SINCE I'M AN AWESOME COOL IMMORTAL DRAGON WITH AMAZING JELLY POWERS
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@Hazel_Tree I'M GETTING OLDER HERE
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*cue :D and no you won't - my lips are sealed xD
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NAWWWW THEY'RE SO CUTE TOGETHER. And I recon if kidnappers could cook, then they'd be far more kidnappings, because they could just be lured away...
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@meandpizza It's physically impossible to carry a 'little human' in you vagina. Unless it was surgically implanted there... Foetus go in your...
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