My name's Maddie. I have a really awesome friend named Alyson. She is typing this for me. And I'm making her eat pink cardboard. I owe her. Big time. She is not lame. I have a brother. He is in love. With Shelby. And Kimberlin. Aaand... well... as long as you're STILL here. I'll tell you about myself... FACTS: -I am married to Captain America. He gave me a shield. Get it? Haha... S.H.I.E.L.D? Shield? Hahaha... -My best friend is Alyson. She is amazing, and is going to marry Spiderman. -I have five brothers and two sisters. -My youngest brother thinks he's a lion. And a bear. -I love the Pendragon series. Denduron is my second home. Literally. I am a Traveler. Bobby is my husband. -My favorite color is yellow. Like the sun. And lemons. And... ALYSONS LIVESTRONG BRACELET. Alec Baldwin has one too... -Oops. I burned my toast. The wise words of Dartanyon. -Dartanyon is my younger brother. He is weird. And high. He sticks his ears in his hat. -Girl please. I is white. -Don't be discouraged. Half of these facts are inside jokes with Alyson... and Dartanyon. -I have a soul. I am a ginger, but I have a soul. -SHOT THROUGH THE HEART. AND YOU'RE TO BLAME. YOU GIVE LOOOOOOOVE A BAD NAME. -Dartanyon sings in the shower. He told me not to put that. -If I don't talk to Jacob, Jessie will cut off my head and feed it to the birds. -Alyson is writing all of this. Dartanyon is making fun of me. -I hate this game. So I'm gonna play it. -her friend is a loser. (Dartanyon) -Alyson is better at Grass Cutter than Dartanyon. -I'm loving you. Baby child. -Dartanyon is a lawn mower. -What's a Leighken? Yo sister... From another mister... No, the same mister... At least I hope so... -Alyson and Dartanyon beat GRASS CUTTER! -Dartanyon rubbed beef jerky juice on Alyson's arm -Random Answers to Questions no one asked: What are love pockets? I don't know. How do you get to El Dorado? The pigeon holds the key. KEVIN! What kind of potatoes are those? The good kind. Alyson answered those. -BYE!