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Name	Maddie
Location	District 13
Member Since	Feb 06, 2012
Votes Received	4
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My name's Maddie. I have a really awesome friend named Alyson. She is typing this for me. And I'm making her eat pink cardboard. I owe her. Big time. She is not lame. I have a brother. He is in love. With Shelby. And Kimberlin. Aaand... well... as long as you're STILL here. I'll tell you about myself...

 FACTS:

-I am married to Captain America. He gave me a shield. Get it? Haha... S.H.I.E.L.D? Shield? Hahaha...
-My best friend is Alyson. She is amazing, and is going to marry Spiderman. 
-I have five brothers and two sisters.
-My youngest brother thinks he's a lion. And a bear.
-I love the Pendragon series. Denduron is my second home. Literally. I am a Traveler. Bobby is my husband.
-My favorite color is yellow. Like the sun. And lemons. And... ALYSONS LIVESTRONG BRACELET. Alec Baldwin has one too...
-Oops. I burned my toast. The wise words of Dartanyon.
-Dartanyon is my younger brother. He is weird. And high. He sticks his ears in his hat.
-Girl please. I is white.
-Don't be discouraged. Half of these facts are inside jokes with Alyson... and Dartanyon.
-I have a soul. I am a ginger, but I have a soul.
-SHOT THROUGH THE HEART. AND YOU'RE TO BLAME. YOU GIVE LOOOOOOOVE A BAD NAME.
-Dartanyon sings in the shower. He told me not to put that.
-If I don't talk to Jacob, Jessie will cut off my head and feed it to the birds.
-Alyson is writing all of this. Dartanyon is making fun of me.
-I hate this game. So I'm gonna play it.
-her friend is a loser. (Dartanyon)
-Alyson is better at Grass Cutter than Dartanyon.
-I'm loving you. Baby child.
-Dartanyon is a lawn mower.
-What's a Leighken? Yo sister... From another mister... No, the same mister... At least I hope so...
-Alyson and Dartanyon beat GRASS CUTTER!
-Dartanyon rubbed beef jerky juice on Alyson's arm
-Random Answers to Questions no one asked:
What are love pockets? I don't know.
How do you get to El Dorado? The pigeon holds the key. KEVIN!
What kind of potatoes are those? The good kind.
Alyson answered those. 
-BYE!