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Name Mackenzie
Location Pfft... not in Louis Tommo's room that's for sure... Pfft!
Birthday Sep 14
Member Since Apr 28, 2012
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Okay, first things first, I'm just going to tell you straight up, half the things on this 'About Me' are a lie.You have to figure out the lies from the truth. I'm going to tell you the first lie, my names not Mackenzie. I don't really even like the name Mackenzie, so I'm not really sure why I picked it. . . 
Well anyways, here comes a series of lies, half truths, and the truth. 

-I'm a girl
-I'm British
- My birthday is on leap day
- I have two imaginary friends, Johnny and Tina. But Johnny died because Samantha sat on him and Tina died because she is allergic to strawberries and Samantha gave her some.
- My two friends died a slow painful death enforced by Samantha
- I turn 18 in 3 months and two days
-I LOVE Justin Bieber
- Only half the stuff above this message is true
- I've always wanted to be a spy!
- I'm afraid of ovens. One day they'll grow eyes and a nose and will slowly suffocate your tasty meals
- I have my cycle through my nose sometimes. (It's very much possible!) (Why'd I share that with you?)
- I'm in advanced theater arts.
- I'm not allowed to read Harry Potter because those spells and potions are real!
- I'm a Directioner, but I like to pretend to be a Directionator cause it's funny
- I have 6 different twitter accounts
- I live with five cats, two dogs, one fish, and a fancy rat.
- I don't want to get my drivers liscence! NEVER EVER EVER EVER!
- I have a tendency to go on sugar highs
- My dad says, the day I bring home a boy is the day he brings home a shot gun.
- I've never had a boyfriend, guys scare me!
- OK. I lied. All this is true!
- I lied again. I have no idea which bits are true!
- LIES!!!!!!!!! I DO KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- My bestest bestest bestest friends are @tyrabrooke and @maree9 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Sister Spirit

Sister Spirit

8 parts / 7 pages, updated Jan 26, 2013PG
Catalina and her sister Rockelle transfer to Australia in the middle of the year for their mum's job. But what happens when they are sent to an all-boys school? Will they get along? Read Sister Spirit to find out!
1,362 reads votes 33 comments 13
Me, Myself and Wattpad

Me, Myself and Wattpad

1 page, updated Nov 23, 2012
15 reads votes 0 comments 0
Mistaken Directioner

Mistaken Directioner

7 parts / 5 pages, updated Nov 22, 2012
Meet Evie Mae Starre, an ordinary 18 year old girl. Now meet Allana Grace Holmes, a One Direction obsessed 18 year old girl. Evie and Allana have been best friends... read more
864 reads votes 12 comments 7
One Shots

One Shots

4 parts / 2 pages, updated Nov 17, 2012
Requests are now open. One Shots are of you and a celebrity of your choice.
223 reads votes 5 comments 13
Life In a Twisted Movie - One Direction

Life In a Twisted Movie - One Direction

11 parts / 14 pages, updated Oct 28, 2012VideoPictures
Kadon is an average 18 year old girl, who has a talent for acting. Her friend, Brittney, also happens to be a natural actress. When they both auditio... read more
3,539 reads votes 78 comments 33
Randomness

Randomness

15 parts / 17 pages, updated Oct 27, 2012PG-13
*STORIES NOW AVAILABLE AS PUBLIC STORY STARTERS* Just some stupid stories I put together! :D
358 reads votes 16 comments 2
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