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Okay, first things first, I'm just going to tell you straight up, half the things on this 'About Me' are a lie.You have to figure out the lies from the truth. I'm going to tell you the first lie, my names not Mackenzie. I don't really even like the name Mackenzie, so I'm not really sure why I picked it. . . 
Well anyways, here comes a series of lies, half truths, and the truth. 

-I'm a girl
-I'm British
- My birthday is on leap day
- I have two imaginary friends, Johnny and Tina. But Johnny died because Samantha sat on him and Tina died because she is allergic to strawberries and Samantha gave her some.
- My two friends died a slow painful death enforced by Samantha
- I turn 18 in 3 months and two days
-I LOVE Justin Bieber
- Only half the stuff above this message is true
- I've always wanted to be a spy!
- I'm afraid of ovens. One day they'll grow eyes and a nose and will slowly suffocate your tasty meals
- I have my cycle through my nose sometimes. (It's very much possible!) (Why'd I share that with you?)
- I'm in advanced theater arts.
- I'm not allowed to read Harry Potter because those spells and potions are real!
- I'm a Directioner, but I like to pretend to be a Directionator cause it's funny
- I have 6 different twitter accounts
- I live with five cats, two dogs, one fish, and a fancy rat.
- I don't want to get my drivers liscence! NEVER EVER EVER EVER!
- I have a tendency to go on sugar highs
- My dad says, the day I bring home a boy is the day he brings home a shot gun.
- I've never had a boyfriend, guys scare me!
- OK. I lied. All this is true!
- I lied again. I have no idea which bits are true!
- LIES!!!!!!!!! I DO KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- My bestest bestest bestest friends are@tyrabrooke and@maree9 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!