Hello hello people of Wattpad. (:
I really don't know what to write in this, so uh, I'm just gonna go with the flow and write random stuff that you guys probably don't care about BUT I'M GOING TO WRITE IT ANYWAYS!
So, um, I'm a GIRL, from Canada living in my Igloo, feeding my pet polar bear a poutine, EH? *wink* My age is unknown. (let's just say I'm 99 years old;D) I love chocolate milk. I'd marry it, if I could. No joke. I ALSO LOVE THE VANCOUVER CANUCKS! Alex Burrows, Kevin Bieksa and Ryan Kesler<3
Ok, I have a confession. Haley is NOT my real name. it's my alter ego. ;D Before it used to be Ashley, but I changed that to my alter ego's middle name. XD Got it all planned out yenno? (; My alter ego's initials ; HAW LOL.
I'm slightly crazy (not literally, but you know what I mean) and on a never ending sugar rush....my friends and family call me weird, but AND I QUOTE "funny and hilarious." which is soo not true. aha.
After re-reading this, it's like you guys could easily stalk me now. XD OH WELL, LET'S KEEP GOING, EH??? Whoops, my Canadian side of me was showing. ;)
If I had a choice of who my favourite character in all of my stories, I would have to say Annie Parker. (From Stage Fright Of Love) I mean, she's like a mini fictional me. Yeah I seriously act like her. Which is why people don't want their kids to be like me. ;) I just wanna say that I love ALL my readers. I know that I don't really show it, but honestly, you guys REALLY make me smile! :D virtual chocolate milk jugs for all! <3
Need to contact me for no reason whatsoever? My email is 'email@example.com' Need help with anything? HIT ME UP, BROO!
Well, I'm going to go drink some chocolate milk now, thanks for visiting, and remember..I LOVE YOU. but not you, yeah you, in the back..i hate you .
Are you proud of yourself? You read it all. Go give yourself a high five. In the face. With a pan.
OK BYE GUISEEE!