About Me

My mottos for life:

1. shit happens. and when it does. be prepared to lie about it.
2. i'm calm until i freak out. it doesn't work like that. by the way.
3. shitting bricks? take laxatives!
4. the world revovles around the sun, not you.
5. ignore him. ignore her. ignore them. ignore it.

Follow them, and you can't go wrong. ;)

I have blue, brown or green eyes, with blonde or brown hair. I live in many places [I'm not homeless] and skateboard, play basketball and sometimes strangers ask me why I'm so strange.

I'm indecisive, crazy, mellow (sometimes) and will always say whatever I feel like it. Don't try to put me in a group, because I don't fit. I act like an emo on bad days, a pothead on happy days and I'm usually not with it on the inbetween days.

I love bright blue nail polish, sticking the finger at people, fighting about stupid things, eating chocolate, pretending that I can't hear you and sticking my tongue out.

Yep. I'm your average person.

Thankyou! That means so much to me!

Hi I was wondering if you could read one of my stories. I recomend Subverse but you can read whichever one you want. Tell me what you think about the story that you read. Become a fan if you would like, *wink wink* *nudge nudge*. 
Thx in advanced,
Sarah