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off_piste

Name F.A. Blenheim
Location England
Member Since Apr 16, 2011
Votes Received 550
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♠ Things I like ♠
-skiing
-cars
-photography
-history
-tea
-reading and writing (o.O really!?)
-traveling

♠ Books I like ♠
Animal Farm- George Orwell 
The Secret Countess- Eva Ibbotson
A Gathering Light- Jennifer Donnelly
Captain Corelli's Mandolin- Louis de Bernières
Northanger Abbey- Jane Austen
Persuasion- Jane Austen
A Thousand Splendid Suns- Khaled Hosseini

♠ I have an ever-so-slight obsession with Keep Calm and Carry On 
I own: the mug, the keyring, the canvas, the spoof poster, the Oyster card wallet, the postcard, the book, and the tote bag. 

♠ I've been writing since I was seven years old and to date have only finished one book! Nonetheless, my goal is to be published, one day. 

♠ I get a lot of my inspiration from my history lessons and from traveling, from seeing how other people might have lived/live today. 

MISSION- to correct all those poor misinformed Wattpad individuals who write 'could care less' when really they mean 'couldn't care less'. 
STATUS- incomplete. I've got a long way to go. 
WILL YOU JOIN ME ON MY NOBLE CRUSADE?

Works

Cold

Cold

4 parts / 10 pages, updated Sep 24, 2013PG-13Pictures
As in life and on the mountain, conditions can change quickly, with disastrous consequences. The sun's shining, the snow’s perfect, you’re on top form as you carve your way down. A s... read more
347 reads votes 28 comments 11
Finding Felicity

Finding Felicity

15 parts / 49 pages, updated Jul 06, 2013PG-13
Her sister Grace is graceful. And beautiful and charming and witty. Felicity however lacks all that and her own namesake; happiness. Overshadowed and taunted by her twin s... read more
4,533 reads votes 243 comments 77
All Change (Coming Summer 2013)

All Change (Coming Summer 2013)

2 parts / 3 pages, updated Apr 07, 2012PG-13
Georgie Reynolds' pretty head harbours a pretty incredible brain, but she wastes it by trying to satisfy her insatiable appetite for partying. Her normal Fri... read more
418 reads votes 8 comments 5
Teach Me How To Live

Teach Me How To Live

16 parts / 46 pages, updated Jan 29, 2012PG-13
She is crippled by an irrational fear, driving her to become a relentless worker and over-achiever. He is haunted by the past, leaving him bitter and cruel. It isn’t h... read more
11,621 reads votes 261 comments 134
The Beginning of the End

The Beginning of the End

2 pages, updated Jan 06, 2012GPicturesCompleted
A short piece I wrote whilst on holiday, inspired by the atmosphere in Normandy around the invasion beaches.
67 reads votes 5 comments 2
872 Days (Research Hiatus)

872 Days (Research Hiatus)

2 pages, updated Apr 30, 2011PG-13Pictures
We had so much to fear. The hunger, the cold, the Germans, the work, the filth; everyone feared and was feared. It wasn’t only these which could kill you. People w... read more
201 reads votes 5 comments 8
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I think you managed this chapter really well. It's got closure in it, and emotion too, without the god-awful cliché of expressing their undying...
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@KaylaAlexisK Hahaha, I don't blame you for that reaction XD Thank you, and I'm sorry about that. This chapter was written in two parts, the...
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@Kirkinator Oh good, it's not just me not doing enough reading then :P It is strange though that I know quite a few Francescas but they never...
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