About

About me you ask?
Ah! What a change from the past!
Cuz this world has barely any class.

I like raindrops and morning dew.
Why? I have no clue.
Many dragons I have slew,
with my bare hands, may I add too.

I adore the color green.
Though it might just be a phase of teens-
Just as skinny jeans
and the urge to be lean.

I hate dresses.
They're just messes.
Maybe if the were red-ish,
but that going off guesses.

Chocolate, I can't stand
"Why?!" You demand.
It's hard to understand.

Puppies I adore,
I can't resist their allure.
I have three, but want more.
But, alas! I'm too poor.

Lettuce is good.
Eat it as a snack, I would,
Just sneak it under my hood.

So inconstant this is.
But that's what makes me Liz.
 
By the way:

Roses are red. 
Violets are blue.
This really sucks,
So it's going into the loo. 

Yeah, I'm not a good poet.
And yeah, I love AVPM and AVPS

When do I update?
Please don't hate,
but I don't have certain dates.
I wait until my ideas are great.

This is my lame way of saying I don't know when I update. I can't force myself to write, but I tend to update most commonly on weekends about every two weeks.

Please send banners or covers or any burning questions about my story to my Wattpad email: notpresent7@gmail.com.
Don't you just hate it when you have to add random numbers to an email you want and then it just ruins the whole thing?
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switiejane posted a message to not_present

stay strong @not_present we all understand your situation now   take time for yourself and and everything's gonna be alright and maybe you will feel writing eventually. Remember we're here waiting for you!:)

erynnj posted a message to not_present

I understand you are having a hard time right now school it hard I'm on my senior year of high school and am drowning. Just know you are loved by thousands and we all await your return. Take your time maybe after winter break or when semesters change you will find a reason to love writing again . :) you are loved and missed, please do as you need to better yourself before us. I wait for the notification telling me you have returned 

haleyluvsyouu posted a message to not_present

Just read your rant/message and I wanted to let you know...i totally understand.  I sympathize and I get it. I'm hardly ever motivated to do anything, and it sort of scary. Maybe I just haven't found a passion yet that I know it right for me...but anyway, I'm not judging you and I'm still by your side.  You're a talented writer and I love your story so much. Yes I wish you would update more, but I won't push you. Just go at your own pace, and maybe one day you'll remember why you fell in love with your stories and writing in the first place(:

MerryKnight posted a message to not_present

ok i just read your msg... man, sounds pretty hectic ._. its my last year in high school & going university next year is kinda scaring me but at the same time excited, majoring in nothing great :\ though i think uni here in nz is different to how yous do in the states? i wish you all the best with your studying Liz :) keep pushing on to do your best & dont get to worked up about updating, yes it sucks for us but in the long run, you have a life outside of wattpad <3 

MerryKnight posted a message to not_present

you may not have a certain time when you update but right now would be great........ please :D 

TinyCherries posted a message to not_present

Please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please update PFS
Ps pufferfish can smile spread the word

fanficfan4ever posted a message to not_present

OMG!!! Sorry about your college life- my cousin was a frosh last year and she says it gets better around second semester, if that helps. Side note and the reason for the lords name in vain: STARKID IS LIFE. 

Youuuuuuuuuuu are, the coolest girl in the whole wide world! you know it, so show it, at college. You're sick and tired of low not higher- Wattpad is where you belooooooong. So it's about time you updated!!!!!!! (I hope you got the reference and are encouraged! Best of luck!)