About

About me you ask?
Ah! What a change from the past!
Cuz this world has barely any class.

I like raindrops and morning dew.
Why? I have no clue.
Many dragons I have slew,
with my bare hands, may I add too.

I adore the color green.
Though it might just be a phase of teens-
Just as skinny jeans
and the urge to be lean.

I hate dresses.
They're just messes.
Maybe if the were red-ish,
but that going off guesses.

Chocolate, I can't stand
"Why?!" You demand.
It's hard to understand.

Puppies I adore,
I can't resist their allure.
I have three, but want more.
But, alas! I'm too poor.

Lettuce is good.
Eat it as a snack, I would,
Just sneak it under my hood.

So inconstant this is.
But that's what makes me Liz.
 
By the way:

Roses are red. 
Violets are blue.
This really sucks,
So it's going into the loo. 

Yeah, I'm not a good poet.
And yeah, I love AVPM and AVPS

When do I update?
Please don't hate,
but I don't have certain dates.
I wait until my ideas are great.

This is my lame way of saying I don't know when I update. I can't force myself to write, but I tend to update most commonly on weekends about every two weeks.

Please send banners or covers or any burning questions about my story to my Wattpad email: notpresent7@gmail.com.
Don't you just hate it when you have to add random numbers to an email you want and then it just ruins the whole thing?
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Featured work.

Project Fat Suit

Social data: 19.4M reads. 291K votes. 116K comments.

Description: Serena Davidson leads two lives. At school, she's a morbidly obese, stupid, nerdy, bitchy, slutty, and a teacher's pet. But at home she's the scrawny vegetarian pushover. What would possess someone to wear a fat suit every day? And what happens when...


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One Shots

One Shots

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A collection of short stories that may or not make logical sense. Anyways, enjoy :)

Kidnapped for a Fancy Teapot?

Kidnapped for a Fancy Teapot?

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Evangeline Jones's life revolves around her parents' antique shop. Someone breaks in the middle of the n...

Rashi_Roxx77 posted a message to not_present
update plzzzzz!! i dont wana get hung up on such a good book :( ..... if u lack inspiration them quickly update a short one n end it coz hanging up on a book sucks -_-
Jewel007 posted a message to not_present
Maybe you should read for a while. When I am down in the dumps, reading helps me. It also can provide a spark of inspiration that can grow into a roaring fire and you won't be able to control your fingers. BTW living with your parents does not make you any less independent. Think of it as having the opportunity to be with them for some more time. Love Project Fat Suit. It's funny and captivating.  Keep up the good work :)
I was scrolling through books and by passed "Project Fat Suit" Immediately I added into my library. Why do you ask? Because the mere title is entertaining, so then I went on your profile and saw your poem. Here's a little one for you;
The book is god damn entertaining, extremely noticeable
Do you have experience on the book's story? Is is traceable
However your poem is quite apparent too
I can't help wonder, it's amusing and good to view
My rhyming sucks just like you
I believe we share something incommon as well as dresses which I'm glad to undo

Yeah... so um, that poem is definitely not something worth framing haha. Your's Sincerely, bad poeter who's intrigued by your story and poem.