About

About me you ask?
Ah! What a change from the past!
Cuz this world has barely any class.

I like raindrops and morning dew.
Why? I have no clue.
Many dragons I have slew,
with my bare hands, may I add too.

I adore the color green.
Though it might just be a phase of teens-
Just as skinny jeans
and the urge to be lean.

I hate dresses.
They're just messes.
Maybe if the were red-ish,
but that going off guesses.

Chocolate, I can't stand
"Why?!" You demand.
It's hard to understand.

Puppies I adore,
I can't resist their allure.
I have three, but want more.
But, alas! I'm too poor.

Lettuce is good.
Eat it as a snack, I would,
Just sneak it under my hood.

So inconstant this is.
But that's what makes me Liz.

By the way:

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
This really sucks,
So it's going into the loo.

Yeah, I'm not a good poet.
And yeah, I love AVPM and AVPS

When do I update?
Please don't hate,
but I don't have certain dates.
I wait until my ideas are great.

This is my lame way of saying I don't know when I update. I can't force myself to write, but I tend to update most commonly on weekends about every two weeks.

Please send banners or covers or any burning questions about my story to my Wattpad email: notpresent7@gmail.com.
Don't you just hate it when you have to add random numbers to an email you want and then it just ruins the whole thing?
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Featured work.

Project Fat Suit

Social data: 22.1M reads. 361K votes. 172K comments.

Description: Serena Davidson leads two lives. At school, she's a morbidly obese, stupid, nerdy, bitchy, slutty, and a teacher's pet. But at home she's the scrawny vegetarian pushover. What would possess someone to wear a fat suit every day? And what happens when...

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BrendonsLover posted a message to not_present
Hey! I haven't been your follower for much time but it doesn't matter the time.. I ADORE YOU! Pleasee tell all this people that you're okay.. I mean, no kidding. You must have like four thousand posts.. We care about you. We are your family too. And we wanna have Uranus back......... see? Uranus jokes are not even funny if you don't make them.. Weeell, the point is come back pleaseee.. We need you and we need Uranus () and Rena and Liam and Dr P- i mean, Kurt, and Holly and SAMMMMM!! and Echo.. pleaseee come back.  even if it is to write a word.. only that would be enough.
BrendonsLover posted a message to not_present
Hey! I haven't been your follower for much time but it doesn't matter the time.. I ADORE YOU! Pleasee tell all this people that you're okay.. I mean, no kidding. You must have like four thousand posts.. We care about you. We are your family too. And we wanna have Uranus back......... see? Uranus jokes are not even funny if you don't make them.. Weeell, the point is come back pleaseee.. We need you and we need Uranus () and Rena and Liam and Dr P- i mean, Kurt, and Holly and SAMMMMM!! 
I know a lot of people have said this before but....where are you? A notice would be fine, I mean I just hope your okay and need a break. Or maybe your just taking your username too seriously...get it? @not_present. HAHAHAHA!!! XD!!! JK!!! Anyways, hope you update soon because I can't STAND Project Fat Suit never being finished, you're such an amazing author with deserves way more credit along with a HUGE fandom. Quick Question: Why does it say you just joined a few seconds ago..... :o
beantastic posted a message to not_present
we should seriously go on a mission to find @not_present . Like, it'll be along the lines of finding Margo Roth Spiegelman. We're all Qs and Bens and Radars and Laceys. We just want to find her. Let's definitely do this. pls
@not_present I've been with PFS from the beginning, and the fact that you've basically disappeared for almost an entire year, I just wonder something. Did you forget about us? Did you appreciate your readers? Were you grateful? All these loyal readers of yours have been here through it all, and I find it hard to believe that you just forgot about us. Did you want to finish your story? Did you want your story to be suspended in time forever? That moment when you know that there are only a few chapters left before your world is gone. The characters developing only through your imagination, and never again through laced letters. Did you lose motivation? The story you once had so many ideas about, had been drinking you dry of your creativity. Did you fall into a coma? Or die? That is the cliche of clichés,  and yet your readers would mourn the loss of "you". You could've been experiencing all these things, just not all at once. We're worried about you, not your work.