About me you ask?
Ah! What a change from the past!
Cuz this world has barely any class.

I like raindrops and morning dew.
Why? I have no clue.
Many dragons I have slew,
with my bare hands, may I add too.

I adore the color green.
Though it might just be a phase of teens-
Just as skinny jeans
and the urge to be lean.

I hate dresses.
They're just messes.
Maybe if the were red-ish,
but that going off guesses.

Chocolate, I can't stand
"Why?!" You demand.
It's hard to understand.

Puppies I adore,
I can't resist their allure.
I have three, but want more.
But, alas! I'm too poor.

Lettuce is good.
Eat it as a snack, I would,
Just sneak it under my hood.

So inconstant this is.
But that's what makes me Liz.
By the way:

Roses are red. 
Violets are blue.
This really sucks,
So it's going into the loo. 

Yeah, I'm not a good poet.
And yeah, I love AVPM and AVPS

When do I update?
Please don't hate,
but I don't have certain dates.
I wait until my ideas are great.

This is my lame way of saying I don't know when I update. I can't force myself to write, but I tend to update most commonly on weekends about every two weeks.

Please send banners or covers or any burning questions about my story to my Wattpad email: notpresent7@gmail.com.
Don't you just hate it when you have to add random numbers to an email you want and then it just ruins the whole thing?
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Project Fat Suit

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owlgirl5 posted a message to not_present
Liz, I really wish you would update PFS. You have to many fans, and we're all dying to know what happens. We know that you're a reader, not a writer, but we miss you.

We don't care if you're @not_present, but we do care when it's been almost a year and you've disappeared of the face of the planet.
TheCupcake101 posted a message to not_present
PFS is over? Is it gunna continue? Plllzzzzz teellll mme it aint over!! I shipped Uranus and Serena the whole time, honestly. I mean, they met at a frickin store and had sumin to do with hw, wasnt it? ANYWOO it's so damn good! So damn long, not to mention.... But, Serena and her jokes and her attitude? Damn, she's like me with her crazy brother life, her love or like life, her Holly life, her other crap life.... UPDATE SOOONNNN
harinik posted a message to not_present
Hi I don't mean to say this but can you please update PFS please it is one of the best books I have ever read... It is has been for too long
loveb85 posted a message to not_present
excited to read PFS, but the cover trips me out, it just looks like someone else is holding up the top of the fat suit, bc the complexion doesn't match lol :)