A collection of short stories that may or not make logical sense. Anyways, enjoy :)
About me you ask? Ah! What a change from the past! Cuz this world has barely any class. I like raindrops and morning dew. Why? I have no clue. Many dragons I have slew, with my bare hands, may I add too. I adore the color green. Though it might just be a phase of teens- Just as skinny jeans and the urge to be lean. I hate dresses. They're just messes. Maybe if the were red-ish, but that going off guesses. Chocolate, I can't stand "Why?!" You demand. It's hard to understand. Puppies I adore, I can't resist their allure. I have three, but want more. But, alas! I'm too poor. Lettuce is good. Eat it as a snack, I would, Just sneak it under my hood. So inconstant this is. But that's what makes me Liz. By the way: Roses are red. Violets are blue. This really sucks, So it's going into the loo. Yeah, I'm not a good poet. And yeah, I love AVPM and AVPS When do I update? Please don't hate, but I don't have certain dates. I wait until my ideas are great. This is my lame way of saying I don't know when I update. I can't force myself to write, but I tend to update most commonly on weekends about every two weeks. Please send banners or covers or any burning questions about my story to my Wattpad email: email@example.com. Don't you just hate it when you have to add random numbers to an email you want and then it just ruins the whole thing?
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Description: Serena Davidson leads two lives. At school, she's a morbidly obese, stupid, nerdy, bitchy, slutty, and a teacher's pet. But at home she's the scrawny vegetarian pushover. What would possess someone to wear a fat suit every day? And what happens when...
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