About

About me you ask?
Ah! What a change from the past!
Cuz this world has barely any class.

I like raindrops and morning dew.
Why? I have no clue.
Many dragons I have slew,
with my bare hands, may I add too.

I adore the color green.
Though it might just be a phase of teens-
Just as skinny jeans
and the urge to be lean.

I hate dresses.
They're just messes.
Maybe if the were red-ish,
but that going off guesses.

Chocolate, I can't stand
"Why?!" You demand.
It's hard to understand.

Puppies I adore,
I can't resist their allure.
I have three, but want more.
But, alas! I'm too poor.

Lettuce is good.
Eat it as a snack, I would,
Just sneak it under my hood.

So inconstant this is.
But that's what makes me Liz.

By the way:

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
This really sucks,
So it's going into the loo.

Yeah, I'm not a good poet.
And yeah, I love AVPM and AVPS

When do I update?
Please don't hate,
but I don't have certain dates.
I wait until my ideas are great.

This is my lame way of saying I don't know when I update. I can't force myself to write, but I tend to update most commonly on weekends about every two weeks.

Please send banners or covers or any burning questions about my story to my Wattpad email: notpresent7@gmail.com.
Don't you just hate it when you have to add random numbers to an email you want and then it just ruins the whole thing?
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Featured work.

Project Fat Suit

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Description: Serena Davidson leads two lives. At school, she's a morbidly obese, stupid, nerdy, bitchy, slutty, and a teacher's pet. But at home she's the scrawny vegetarian pushover. What would possess someone to wear a fat suit every day? And what happens when...

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Taigara posted a message to not_present
I just spent ten minutes scrolling down this this to September 2014 and I totally get why you haven't updated. I hope you do well in college cuz education is really important but I hope you know that we miss you and your characters. I can't wait until your able to start writing again. BYE!!!
geekycookiez posted a message to not_present
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      Okay guys, if you scroll down to September 2014, You'll find why she's not been updating. 
      Also, @not_present I completely understand your situation, education is much more important than this. Don't be pressured to update, do it at your own pace, even if others disapprove. 
      Thanks for the awesome book named PFS though, good luck with your studies :)
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breethebee posted a message to not_present
Im not gonna to tell you to update but can you please tell us why you stopped updating pfs? Really love the book<3 
      
      Omg sorry if that sounded mean
_Catrina47_ posted a message to not_present
Tbh, you're the reason I got wattpad omg I'm in love with all your books. Keep up the good work lol even though you've got me going insane with that cliff hanger in Project fat suit aha :P