| Name | Naomi |
| Location | In the moment |
| Birthday | Jun 25 |
| Member Since | Sep 23, 2011 |
| Votes Received | 81 |
Hello there. I'm Naomi (duh), and welcome to my profile (also duh). I would tell you about how much I love writing or to go look at my stories, but those would be such huge DUH's that I would never be able to forgive myself. Instead, I'll tell you a bunch of random information about me to fill up this empty box. I'm half Japanese (thus the 'chan', it's a suffix for girls, go look it up). I learned Japanese before any other language, but I'm much more eloquent in English. I've been called Naomi, Naynay, Omi, Mimi, and a bunch of other nicknames. I'd list the variety of offensive words I'm also accustomed to being addressed as, but I don't want to curse on my profile. :P I don't mind if you call me the nicknames; I'm adverse to being called the curse words. I have a cat. My cat's name is Maximus. I named my cat Maximus after the dude from Gladiator. I am not a Twilight fan (GASP! The outrage!). I am a Harry Potter fan. I love music. My favorite bands are Modest Mouse, the Arctic Monkeys, and Coldplay. My favorite song by Modest Mouse is 3rd Planet. My favorite song by the Arctic Monkeys is Flourescent Adolescent. My favorite song by Coldplay is Strawberry Swing. J. R. R. Tolkien is the best thing to walk the face of the (Middle or otherwise) Earth. Eowyn for the win (Eowyn kills a Nazgul. Arwen lays around sighing and waiting for her hubby. You do the math.). Gandalf. Just, Gandalf. I am a HUGE nerd, in case you hadn't guessed. Feel free to discuss with me all things nerdy. I love you, even if I don't know who you are, because you had the patience to read this list and get to the end. Congratulations, you're awesome.
![]() | Of Murder and Other Insignificant ThingsRobert Dandridge is the best of the best - a cold, emotionless, casually ruthless assassin. It would probably be rather stupid to try and cheat him, but then again, there are quite a few stupid people in this particular story. |
![]() | AfterwardCivilization has fallen, but through the hand of one man, the children of the world survive. Our story follows one group of such children as they attempt to exist in a hostile wo... read more |
![]() | Insert Memory HereMaggie wakes up in the hospital with no memory of who she was. As she slowly discovers her past and meets people along the way (including a bookish friend, a dysfunction... read more |
![]() | The SightA man has been plagued by hallucinations of winged people his entire life. After years of medication and treatments, he's lost hope of ever being sane - but was he insane in the first place? |
![]() | Rain at Nighttime |
![]() | On the Burning of BooksA poem on book-burning in honor of Banned Books Week. |
![]() | MonstersEvil is a point of view. ~ Anne Rice |
![]() | FairytalesIt's not all Princes and magic slippers. |
![]() | NoisesA poem for anyone who's ever been bullied. |
@Zephie YES! It looks pretty awesome. I was a bit weirded out by that scene with Gandalf and his girlfriend on a Rivendell cliff, mainly because eldritch gods don't usually have love interests, but apart from that it looked pretty cool. I liked the casting for Bilbo. Smaug is a great name, but I always end up sounding like I'm coughing up a hairball when I try to pronounce it. Which is oddly appropriate for a dragon, if you replace the "hair" in "hairball" with "fire".
@naomichan Yay :D Although I've personally always been fond of Smaug, but I do suppose that the name might follow the same principles as Gandalf. But nevertheless, The Hobbit will be awesome. Have you seen the trailer yet?
@Zephie Hey, it's no problem :D It's nice to have comments and stuff to reply to. Thanks so much for reading my work - it's been a while since I posted anything new, and I was gonna add more to The Sight, but I ended up leaving it as is because I've been super busy lately. I am very pleased with myself for joining when I did, because we all know that Bilbo may just be the best first name known to man. :P Apart from Gandalf, of course, but as he's an eldritch demigod whose proper name is Quenya Tengwar, I don't think "Gandalf" really counts as a first name. Unfortunately.
Hi. So I apparently feel in the mood to bombard you with comments, and I hope you don't mind. If you do, well, consider this an apology but expect me to continue to comment as I keep reading your work. Anywho, I just thought I'd tell you how obscenely jealous I am that you joined Wattpad so close to Bilbo's birthday :D
hey :)
cant wait to read everything!