moonpoop11

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-I don’t know what the key to success is, but the key to failure is trying to please everyone.
 -If you are not part of the cure, then you are part of the problem

-a friend watches you in the stocks, a true friend is right next to you 

-The thing that impresses me the most about America is the way parents obey their children
-there are no stupid questions only a lot of inquisitive idiots
-quiters never win and winners never quit but all of us who dont quit or win are idiots

╭∩╮（︶︿︶）╭∩╮ yes this is ment for you 

91% of girls would be dead if the Justin Bieber decided breathing wasn't cool. Put this on your profile if you are part of the 9% who would be cracking up right now 


Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it

lways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much

 You only live once, but if you work it right, once is enough.

This sex, is sex, how sex, you sex, keep sex, a sex, dumb sex, ass sex, busy sex, for sex, 20 seconds. Read this again but don`t say sex.. ;)

97% of teens would cry if they saw Robert Patterson about to jump off a skyscraper. If you are part of the 3% who would be sitting eating popcorn shouting "DO A FLIP YOU SPARKLY RETARD!"

The girl you just called fat? She is over doesing on diet pills. The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for his country and for YOU

- IF YOUR NOT A CHICKEN PUT THIS UP FOR EVERYONE TO SEE AND SEE WHAT PEOPLE THINK OF YOU ! - 
(1) Crazy .
(2) I'd marry you .
(3) I'd date you .
(4) Sarcastic . 
(5) I miss you . 
(6) I'd kiss you . 
(7) Beautiful . 
(8) Smart .
(9) Imaginative . 
(10) Random . 
(11) Jerk . 
(12) Funny . 
(13) FUCKING AWESOME . 
(14) Amazing . 
(15) Tough . 
(16) Cute . 
(17) I'd hit you with a bus . 
(18) I lov