|Location||It's comfy under your bed...not that I would know o_o|
|Member Since||Aug 23, 2011|
OHAI o_o I'm Dimitri...but you probably already knew that since my name is up there ^^^ Anywhore, I'm extremely random and write boyxboy and random shit as well ^.^ so if ya like that read my stories and stoof o_o Uhm I have a sexy pet waffle named Frank # he says hi ^.^ DON'T EAT HIM ;c Have you ever imagined a buff guy fucking himself in the ass with a spoon? No?! Welp now you have. You're welcome ^.^ Pringles cans should really have a twist mechanism like stick deodorants...IM NOT FIVE ANYMORE MY HAND DON'T FIT IN THE CAN YOU WHORES! I got kicked out of my high school's football game because I pulled down my pants... How was I supposed to know? The cheerleaders clearly said: "Give me a D!" I take super hot showers because I like to practice burning in hell o3o "Do you want windows to start normally?" No I do not bitch! I want lasers and penguins EVERYWHERE You know you're fat when you buy a hula hoop and it fits you ._. *2 New Messages* Mom: I love you Mom: Sorry wrong person Me: ( ,_,) Kissing is reaaaaaaally weird. It's like: "I like you, so let me taste the inside of your face for a little bit." o_e DID YOU GUYS KNOW o3o rabbits jump and live 8 years, dogs run and live 15 years, turtles do nothing and live 150 years...GUESS WHO'S NEVER EXERCISING AGAIN! I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile <3 Then walk into a pole ;D Girl: Do you know what girls say when they see a big dick? Boy: No? Girl: And you never will... Boy: ( ,_,) In an effort to defeat Superman, I've joined a Los Angeles street gang. Superman won't stand a chance once I turn into a Crip tonight (XD YA SEE WHAT I DID THERE? NO?! well screw you guys I'm going home!) I think that's enough of my randomness o_o ANYWHORE, I'm off to see the wizard the wonderful wizard of Oz...WOULD ANY OF YOU SEXY PEOPLE LIKE TO JOIN ME? c: mk I'm leaving now...or am I :O IF YOU ARE STALKING ME, I ONLY HAVE ONE QUESTION... Where the hell did I put my keys?