I'm an old fart (not really) that writes horrendous stories out of my childish fantasies; And if I have such time for such flights of fancy, I help beginner writers or I could beta them. Like you would know; try to help them as much as I can with the little to non-existent experience I have with writing. *Insert crude laughter here.* I'm the very embodiment of satire. So the things that I said above were all just a pack of half-assed lies. You've got to get better at pointing out the truth, darling. I'm kidding. I really meant what I said two line breaks before this scantily clad "paragraph". *Insert very sirius face here.* But in all truth, I'm highly satirical, prone to anger because of some people's extreme stupidity, infinitely giving zero shits if Tom Cruise dies or something of that sort. I'm a Hiddlestoner. And Part of Loki's army. So, come and be my lovely, lovely, friend now, would you? c:< Real first name Dana, last name Hiddles.
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