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malnormalish

Name Sam
Location Vogon Constructor Fleet
Birthday Jan 09
Member Since Jun 29, 2011
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I like to write because I lose myself in my own head. Reading is always amazing, but writing has it's own kind of magic. To be able to project a thought, a scene or a feeling into words is the greatest gift I can imagine. 

I am not the best at what I do. And even the so-called best aren't perfect. What I hope anyone gets from my stories is that moment when you forget where you are, when you lose the feeling of being just you and start to become entwined in a story. When you're so invested that the scenes play out crystal clear like a movie in your head.

My style borders on unconventional sometimes-- I've never actually taken classes or anything and learned most of my style from reading. I try to add something meaningful in my work. A piece of my life, what I've learned, symbols-- I try to leave the reader with something. Even with my worst writing, when I focus less on literary elements and more on plot, I try to make it worthwhile. 

I'll tell you right now sarcasm and dark humor are two very prominent things in my stories. I am not afraid of violence and exploring human nature is something I truly enjoy working with. If I offend you with the words I use or the way in which I use them, please remember most of the time it's just to create a mood or tone for the story, not my own personal feelings.

That's a bit about me. If you enjoy my stories, I thank you and would love to hear feedback. If not, I want to hear from you too-- even more so than those who enjoy them.

Works

Worm Poop

Worm Poop

11 parts / 65 pages, updated Apr 18, 2013PG-13
Warning: this contains Pan-Dimensional Paradox Worms, pissed off hipster demons, sentient, omniscient Rhubarb plants from distant galaxies and expired hot pockets. Greg Jacoby... read more
1,512 reads votes 53 comments 25
Catch Some Z'$

Catch Some Z'$

2 parts / 3 pages, updated Mar 19, 2013PG-13
When disaster strikes, who is there to clean it up? Zombies ravaged the world, but their time has come and gone. It turns out that when your body decays around you, longe... read more
14 reads votes 2 comments 0
Forerunner

Forerunner

5 parts / 14 pages, updated Feb 25, 2013PG-13
Elise is a girl on the run. At fifteen, she's the property of a large breeding corporation known as GeneTech. They specialize in sustaining the dwindling human population throug... read more
1,734 reads votes 53 comments 29
The Ark of Ages

The Ark of Ages

2 parts / 5 pages, updated Feb 19, 2013PG-13
The frigate Warpsite swiftly cruises on its way to the massive communal nucleus known as Resplendence on a seemingly routine mission. But Captain Michael Travers soon spie... read more
76 reads votes 10 comments 3
Usurper: God of the Fallen

Usurper: God of the Fallen

4 pages, updated Feb 17, 2013PG-13
Creton Mal is the ruler of the damned and fallen, those who society deems unworthy and are left alone to die. He commands these souls and uses deception to tempt... read more
2 reads votes 0 comments 0
Schism

Schism

2 parts / 4 pages, updated Jan 14, 2013R
Outside bodies burn, because the bodies transmit the sickness. Outside, you can’t breathe the air, because the air spreads the sickness. Outside you have to watch for swarms of ins... read more
26 reads votes 3 comments 2
The Pious Life Of Rand

The Pious Life Of Rand

3 pages, updated Oct 26, 2012R
Rand has been trying to locate a deranged psychopath who stalks young women in the dead of night. This killer haunts his dreams, and he vows to stop this murderer--... read more
3 reads votes 0 comments 0
Ok, Who Got Bitten?

Ok, Who Got Bitten?

18 parts / 61 pages, updated Sep 11, 2012PG-13VideoPicturesCompleted
Right now, I'm squatting in a pile of human waste, desperately trying to get a signal on my phone. My friends are watching me reluctantly, their faces stained with blood ... read more
13,435 reads votes 379 comments 125
Last Chance

Last Chance

2 parts / 5 pages, updated Aug 15, 2012R
The small town of Last Chance sits nestled in a valley surrounded by mountains. An isolated area where everyone knows each other and the nearest town is two hours away. A per... read more
17 reads votes 1 comments 0
Then You'll Remember Me

Then You'll Remember Me

3 pages, updated Jun 09, 2012PG-13
Grace remembers a lot of things-- she remembers the days when things seemed like they'd work out just fine, when everything was so good even the air tasted sweet... read more
36 reads votes 1 comments 1
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malnormalish
malnormalish

5 months ago
@ticktak22 You don't know how much that means to me, I'm so glad you liked it :) I was thinking possible sequel/alternate version but I don't know yet.
ticktak22
ticktak22

5 months ago
I loved Ok. Who got bitten?  it was a amazing story and hope you write more like that story I enjoyed it so much and didn't want it to end. :) 
malnormalish
malnormalish

6 months ago
So I've been researching some ideas for Forerunner (the reason why I haven't updated for so long) but the next chapter'll be posted soon. 
kuzindeedee
kuzindeedee

7 months ago
Keep writtten . I am. Waitiing for the next chapter. Its really good stuff.
malnormalish
malnormalish

8 months ago
"Ok, Who Got Bitten?" is officially complete. Thanks for all of your support and interest.
Alissaaa
Alissaaa

8 months ago
@malnormalish I don't see how people wouldn't like it in the first place. Usually in other zombie apocalypse stories it's always boring and there would be very little details, which obviously doesn't help anyone imagine the story but OWGB has tons of details. Anyway, you're welcome (:
malnormalish
malnormalish

8 months ago
@Alissaaa Aw thanks :) That would be awesome, considering how it all started. I never knew people would like it so much. To think I wasn't even going to post it but said, "What the hell" and did it anyway.

Thanks for reading!
Alissaaa
Alissaaa

8 months ago
@malnormalish You are amazing at writing! I really love "Ok, Who Got Bitten?" I wouldn't be surprised if it got really popular because it's great (:
malnormalish
malnormalish

8 months ago
New chapter of "Ok, Who Got Bitten?" posted. Real close to the end now-- about one, maybe two chapters left. Hope you all enjoy, I'll be adding alternate endings later on I think.
kuzindeedee
kuzindeedee

8 months ago
I am a happy camper !! The show will go on! Only in the 21 century can a reader communicate with a writter in a day and get great results! I am feeln good!! 

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@KagamineLen135 I took a look at the anime. Are you referring to when the male character opens by saying he stayed up late the night the world...
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@KagamineLen135 Huh, I have never seen that anime. This is based off of life experiences and conversations with my friends.
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@LexieAleahAnderson Thanks, I will! Still working on it :)
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@NicoleLeeYukCheng I'm sorry! Hope your bladder is alright! I am super glad you liked it. A possible sequel/ book set in the same universe might...
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@black__sun Thank you for the comment. I was actually going to make Sam die too but then my sister, who helped proof read the story, told me I...
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