Hey you! Creeping on my page!
I see you want to know about me!
But before you do,
you need to understand a few basic things;
1. I am not like you, and I hate my own clones.
2. I express my own thoughts, and ideas, and am inspired by the outside world. If one of my stories seems slightly familiar to yours that's because it is. Congrads, punk, you've inspired me.
3. My favorite things depend on my mood, if you ask me what my favorite food is, it will change when you ask me again in 7 minutes.
5. I'm honest, and don't sugar coat any critiques I give. If you want me to just read something, I will without telling you the problems I have with it. And even if you ask I might not get around to it because I've got sh*t to do, make sure you remind me.
6. Don't ask a question you don't want the answer to.
7. Don't be fake, rude, or plagiarize.
8. My patience is limited, definitely with the people w/ the 3 qualities above.
9. I'm excellent at giving advice, but its always easier to give advice than to actually use it.
10. I'm a proud brunette, with very, very poor eyesight, and the love to write!
This list of qualifications may (or may not) seem intimidating! I like to respond to things though! So don't be scared to write me!