LikkleMonstahhx...
3 months ago

HAPPY 'EFFIN BIRTHDAY MOTHERFUCKA!
You better be doing something illegal right now. I don't care if it's internet illegal or actual real life illegal, okay, I'd prefer it if you did the latter. Because then you could do something awesome and leave your mark on Las Vegas before you go traveling. Like... I'm coming up blank here. I'm not good with illegal activates. I don't know just go all Hangover on that shit and you'll be fine. Though I don't think you should be doing the drugs, or the alcohol, or the hookers... maybe the casino. Maybe... Just have fun and eat cake. 

I still can't believe it! I feel like you've suddenly become an adult. And OMG! I literally only just realised that you're three years younger than me. I feel like such a pedophile. ¬_¬ Stalker mode: enabled. 

So, have you gotten any good presents?! Have you actually gone outside today? Or did you do the good ol' internet birthday party. I got you a birthday present. I remember on my fifteenth when I got mine. I wear I teared up a little. 
http://thatcandidsociety.tumblr.com/post/44003572297

I made you an actual real internet like pretty card. No jokes. No shit. Just pure prettiness. And I made it all myself. I didn't just add the bit of the bottom. I went all poetic and shit and this crap. Aren't you proud?

http://thatcandidsociety.tumblr.com/post/44075342344/happy-birthday-amy-im-going-to-bang-my-head-on

These links better work! I'm going to bang my head against the wall if they don't! Anyway, I'll stay online for you so I can wish you happy birthday in person (in type-age). I keep thinking that I've gotten the wrong day. How embarrassing would that be. But Wattpad is telling me that i've gotten it right. So yippe! 
Don't get too crazy, I'll lend you Tate for the night! So don't do anything I wouldn't! LOVE YOU, YOU SLUT XXXXXXX 

p.s. I mean all these lovely words in the best way possible. I'm in a swearing mood today. The button on my jeans broke while I was in college. Not fun. :D

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XMagicX
5 months ago

thanks for fanning :)

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insonore
9 months ago

Hi, want to pop in and tell you I love you. That is all. :)

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BrookeLarissa
9 months ago

Thanks for fanning :)

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MaxLancaster_
10 months ago

Thanks for the fan, Amy (:

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Delainey161
11 months ago

Thanks for adding my story! :D

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LikkleMonstahhx...
1 year ago

Where are you????????????
We haven't talked in ages! Stupid time difference, you should come on Wattpad like right now! :D My minions might just pay you a vist if you don't ;)
-Tara :P

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insonore
1 year ago

Thanks for fanning! I hope you like the stories :)

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Angelcake98
1 year ago

Hey There =D I just wanted to let you know that my sister is having a cover contest (with great prizes!!! - winner picks whatever they want...)  and she would greatly, enormously appreciate it if you could please enter - also tell your friends!!

 Thanks so much!! 
Angelcake98 <333

Here's the link!:
http://www.wattpad.com/forums/discussion/165969/book-cover-contest-great-prizes/#Item_10

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lilmonkiangel
1 year ago

@LikkleMonstahhxX 
You wanna break up with me? I  *sniff*  thought  *sniff*  that  *sniff*  we  *sniff*  had  *sniff*    somethingspecial. *boohoo* (dramatic tears)

You can't tell me that you're gunna leave me, and then tell me that you love me! That's unfair! Thats... Thats... wrong! 

juuust kidding. I didn't think it was working out hon. You just don't do it for  me.

anywhoo... ive got a crying baby trying to bite my fingers off. gotta go sweetie ;)

i lub you WWWW

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