Status: I don't want you to tell me who I should be. I just want to be me. And I want to sing. -Me (2 years ago)


Name Jamie
Location 221B Baker's Street
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OH NO! My About Me has mysteriously vanished! Jk, I totes just deleted it! I want to write something new but I probably never will so... let's just roll with it! Here are some random Sherlock* quotes from Seasons 1 and 2 to fill the empty void of my biography...

"Get out! I need to go to my Mind Palace!"

"I pick-pocket him when he's annoying."

"I may be on the side of the angels, but don't, for one second, believe I am one of them."

"Is it nice not being me? It must be so relaxing."

"Look at that, Mrs. Hudson... Quiet, calm, peaceful... Isn't it hateful?"

"I am not a psychopath... I am a high-functioning sociopath, do your research."

"Anderson, don't talk out loud- you lower the IQ of the entire street."

"Baker Street. Come at once, if convenient... If inconvenient, come anyway."

"I'm in shock! Look, I've got a blanket."

"Yes! Four serial suicides and now a note?! It must be Christmas!"

"Don't make people into heroes, John. Heroes don't exist, and even if they did, I wouldn't be one of them."

"I don't have friends... I only have one."

"Shut up!... you were thinking, it's annoying."

"Sentiment is a chemical defect found on the losing side."

"It's a three-patch problem."

"Shut up! Everybody shut up! Don't move, don't speak, don't breathe. Anderson, face the other way, you're putting me off."

"Caring is not an advantage."

"I've got to dash, I think I left my riding crop in the mortuary."

"You're wrong, you know. You do count. You've always counted and I've always trusted you. But you were right. I'm not okay."

"Alone is what I have. Alone protects me."

"I am you. Prepared to do anything. Prepared to burn. Prepared to do what ordinary people won't do. You want me to shake hands with you in hell, I shall not disappoint you."

"Goodbye, John."

*Exclusively Sherlock- I wouldn't be able to fit my other favorite quotes from the other characters (Such as: "This is not my division.")


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