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larryloveforever

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Jesus I suck at doing this whole..bio thing

CONTINUE READING AT YOUR OWN RISK..MY SMEXINESS MAY BE TO MUCH TO HANDLE 

Heh ok so yeah..I never grew up physically oh wait scratch that I didn't grow up at all I'm barely 5'1 

I'm not a very serious person and I swear to cheese it's if you love Tyler Oakley I will love you forever ~^·^~ idek

I'm so smart I get lost in walmart ^-^

Ok so STORY TIME:

We were in English class and the teacher said "write about a time you found out Santa wasn't real" and some girl started crying...-Kevin Hart walks in- Nuuuuuu she wasn't readddyyyyy -I nod- yes kevs I agree that bish wasn't ready at all..

So like I have this major issue of letting my hand slip and fall landing on the side of others faces painting it a pretty shade of dark purple and blue -flashes closed mouth smile- 

But I swear I am completely nice anyways just pm me anytime I'm so nice..and sweet..like..a giant gummy bear..except I'm not a giant..-sobs- hehe jk I'm not sad about it I swear..-cries while chu isn't looking- 

Now just a heads up:

I have this major addiction to this heaven-in-a-cup people these days call Starbucks yeah yeah yeah what ever call me a typical white girl but trust me you spend ten minutes talking to me you'll know I'm farrrr from average 

Oh right it would be amazing if you would like..rape that orange button up there..it has a special way of orgasming..it turns a pretty gray color and its so cool to watch like..woah 

Oh right apparently my sexuality matters I'm pansexual and no that has nothing to do with pans and/or pandas..jesus people I don't like molesting pans and pandas now..that's just gross -_- 

So you want my story? Read the damn book I wrote saying all I've been through jesus I don't want to have to explain it anyways um..Yeah baii whoress

-walks out while flipping scarf over shoulder-

THAT'S RIGHT I AM A MOTHERFUCKING MAJESTIC ASS HOE BET YOU WISH YOU COULD BE THIS MAJESTIC..hehe or not XD

SWS PTV BVB P!ATD <3

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Behind the Fake smiles and Forced laughter

Behind the Fake smiles and Forced laughter

1 page, updated Aug 30, 2014
this is based on a true story..don't ask much about it..So basically I just decided to put it all in one book..so um..read if you want I guess..bye..
94 reads votes 2 comments 0
Broken..</3

Broken..</3

1 page, updated Aug 29, 2014PG-13
basically..my story..No not just story's it's what I've been through..Yes I know I already did something like this awhile back but this is MY story...everything..I'm not answeri... read more
102 reads votes 0 comments 0
Question meh hoes -.-

Question meh hoes -.-

1 page, updated Aug 24, 2014PG-13
lots of cussing so if you don't like get the fuck out. My opinions not yours if you don't agree stfu I don't want to hear it. Argue with me and I'll cut a bitch. Don't ... read more
93 reads votes 1 comments 1
Crazy Kitty Moments

Crazy Kitty Moments

1 page, updated Aug 24, 2014PG-13
soo this is a book of mostly crazy kitty moments as you guys may know I have a kitty named Grace which I named her that cause ya know..SHE GRACEFULLLL ok ok I'll stop... read more
78 reads votes 1 comments 1
HomeLess //l.h.

HomeLess //l.h.

2 parts / 2 pages, updated Aug 20, 2014
“it's not a homeless life for me it's just I'm home less than I'd like to be“
122 reads votes 1 comments 8
FUNNY RANTS

FUNNY RANTS

2 parts / 1 page, updated Aug 20, 2014PG-13
just really weird rants you don't have to agree with what I have to say it's MY opinions and no they won't be all serious and sad just really funny and odd basically a bunch of things I wonder about and yeahh read if you want :)
103 reads votes 2 comments 0
Bench Warmers [boyxboy]

Bench Warmers [boyxboy]

1 page, updated Aug 09, 2014PG-13
Leon was the star player..while I was just one of the bench warmers..barely there..not very noticeable. So why just Why out of all the bench warmers did he decide ... read more
77 reads votes 1 comments 0
stories and shit

stories and shit

2 parts / 1 page, updated Aug 08, 2014PG-13
soo yeah just some fabulous stories of some fabulous and sassy people read if you want to laugh your ass off!!also just a fair warning to all the Christians out there wh... read more
163 reads votes 6 comments 2

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