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Jesus I suck at doing this whole..bio thing

CONTINUE READING AT YOUR OWN RISK..MY SMEXINESS MAY BE TO MUCH TO HANDLE 

Heh ok so yeah..I never grew up physically oh wait scratch that I didn't grow up at all I'm barely 5'1 

I'm not a very serious person and I swear to cheese it's if you love Tyler Oakley I will love you forever ~^·^~ idek

I'm so smart I get lost in walmart ^-^

Ok so STORY TIME:

We were in English class and the teacher said "write about a time you found out Santa wasn't real" and some girl started crying...-Kevin Hart walks in- Nuuuuuu she wasn't readddyyyyy -I nod- yes kevs I agree that bish wasn't ready at all..

So like I have this major issue of letting my hand slip and fall landing on the side of others faces painting it a pretty shade of dark purple and blue -flashes closed mouth smile- 

But I swear I am completely nice anyways just pm me anytime I'm so nice..and sweet..like..a giant gummy bear..except I'm not a giant..-sobs- hehe jk I'm not sad about it I swear..-cries while chu isn't looking- 

Now just a heads up:

I have this major addiction to this heaven-in-a-cup people these days call Starbucks yeah yeah yeah what ever call me a typical white girl but trust me you spend ten minutes talking to me you'll know I'm farrrr from average 

Oh right it would be amazing if you would like..rape that orange button up there..it has a special way of orgasming..it turns a pretty gray color and its so cool to watch like..woah 

Oh right apparently my sexuality matters I'm pansexual and no that has nothing to do with pans and/or pandas..jesus people I don't like molesting pans and pandas now..that's just gross -_- 

So you want my story? Read the damn book I wrote saying all I've been through jesus I don't want to have to explain it anyways um..Yeah baii whoress

-walks out while flipping scarf over shoulder-

THAT'S RIGHT I AM A MOTHERFUCKING MAJESTIC ASS HOE BET YOU WISH YOU COULD BE THIS MAJESTIC..hehe or not XD

SWS PTV BVB P!ATD <3
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FUNNY RANTS

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Description: just really weird rants you don't have to agree with what I have to say it's MY opinions and no they won't be all serious and sad just really funny and odd basically a bunch of things I wonder about and yeahh read if you want :)


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