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I'm joecool123 and it probably took you around... six seconds to read this. I'm helping you waste your time. You're welcome. 

(Writing tip of the moment: note the context in which I just used 'your' and 'you're.' .... Cool. Glad we had this talk.) 

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2 Published Works

Featured work.

No Capes

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Description: “Why wear a mask?” I whispered as my fingers brushed the satin garment that revealed only his enigmatic eyes. “No one can find out my real identity,” He replied, his gaze pouring into mine, “Anyone could be behind this mask. Besides, it...

#4 in Adventure #8 in ChickLit

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The Bro Code

The Bro Code

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Rule number 4: If a girl falls into the following criteria, she is off limits forever until the end of t...

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spany14 posted a message to joecool123
I don't know why but your story brings this song in my head-

Crazy Stupid Love by Cheryl Cole

it's lyrics goes like this---

I don't know how you do it to me
My brain just stops and sink my heart to my feet 
I'm on a roller coaster but I'm only going up
I'm in crazy stupid love
A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bowl of pretzels in front of him say, "Hey there good-looking. How you doing?". The man is creeped out but ignores it and orders a Pilsner beer. The bowl of pretzels once again starts talking, "A Pilsner, nice choice. You're a smart man." The man is starting to feel a little uncomfortable. He asks the bartender, "Hey! Why is this bowl of pretzels saying nice things to me?". The bartender casually replies, "Oh, don't worry. The pretzels are complimentary".   


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