I'm joecool123 and it probably took you around... six seconds to read this. I'm helping you waste your time. You're welcome. 
      (Writing tip of the moment: note the context in which I just used 'your' and 'you're.' .... Cool. Glad we had this talk.) 
      "The Bro Code" Won a Watty Award for Most Popular Humor Story in 2012 - so that's pretty awesome. Thanks for that. 
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      ---- Oh ---- and if you know of anyone who's plagiarizing my stories because they're either too uncreative to write their own or their soul is as dark as this font (or for some other reason!) pleaseeeeeeeeeeee tell me. 
      Thanks for stopping by and I hope you like my stories. 
      P.S. If you have a funny joke or cool anecdote... don't hesitate. I love those things.
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No Capes

Social data: 4.9M reads. 150K votes. 81.7K comments.

Description: “Why wear a mask?” I whispered as my fingers brushed the satin garment that revealed only his enigmatic eyes. “No one can find out my real identity,” He replied, his gaze pouring into mine, “Anyone could be behind this mask. Besides, it keeps me...

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Rule number 4: If a girl falls into the following criteria, she is off limits forever until the end of t...

I read. A lot. From the classics to Harry Potter I read a lot. And let me say, you are by far one of the best writers I have ever had the pleasure of reading. Definitely in the top ten. Your flow exceptional, your storys gripping and your ideas beyond creative. I applaud you for the technique and prespective you approach literacy. Thank you. 
HavenCRome posted a message to joecool123
After reading "no capes" I feel like I can't move on. It's kind of like finishing doctor who or merlin and seeing that there are no more episodes left... like, what do I do now? Thank you for writing such a great book. also, do you like anti jokes?
      a horse walks into a bar. the bartender calls the animal control as he realizes the potential danger in this situation.
Syd_baker posted a message to joecool123
No capes is the best story I have ever read. Like no joke and I love the romance in this as well as the mystery played out and the drama as well as the action.  YOU ARE A BRILLIANT WRITER. like I'm dead serious even some famous authors can't write this good.
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