I'm joecool123 and it probably took you around... six seconds to read this. I'm helping you waste your time. You're welcome. 

(Writing tip of the moment: note the context in which I just used 'your' and 'you're.' .... Cool. Glad we had this talk.)

"The Bro Code" Won a Watty Award for Most Popular Humor Story in 2012 - so that's pretty awesome. Thanks for that.

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---- Oh ---- and if you know of anyone who's plagiarizing my stories because they're either too uncreative to write their own or their soul is as dark as this font (or for some other reason!) pleaseeeeeeeeeeee tell me.

Thanks for stopping by and I hope you like my stories.

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No Capes

Social data: 5.3M reads. 167K votes. 93.3K comments.

Description: “Why wear a mask?” I whispered as my fingers brushed the satin garment that revealed only his enigmatic eyes. “No one can find out my real identity,” He replied, his gaze pouring into mine, “Anyone could be behind this mask. Besides, it keeps me...

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Winter_Julia posted a message to joecool123
Hey just letting you know that your book "No Capes" is truely amazing! You are a great author. I am also reading "The Bro Code" which is great as well. Anyways, I  get that you might be busy and stuff but PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE can you do an update on "No Capes"? I am dying to hear more of this story. This story is one of my favorites because it NEVER has a boring part! Literally, almost every single page has me on the tip of my toes waiting to see what happens next, which is awesome and I hope you do continue the story. :)
So hey, I wanted to let you know that I loved "No Capes" and PLEASE update as soon as you can! If you have time, could you please check out one of my stories? I'd really appreciate it if you read it and maybe gave me some tips or pointers. thanks! :)
loveylove2315 posted a message to joecool123
No Capes is absolutely amazing! I love how the plot unravels as the story goes on. No Capes makes me think, feel, and fathom, and I am utterly in love with it
nocturnalkid12 posted a message to joecool123
Hello there! I love your story "no capes" so much, i read it slowly to enjoy every word because it's amazing & full of creativity, i hope you could update it soon. thanks for the inspiration x
So. My friend, Savannah, told me to read this story about 6 months ago. I finally started reading it 3 days ago (I know. Lame right?) and OH MY GOSH. I LOVE THIS BOOK. Like, this-should-be-a-real-physical-book-and-I'd-spend-money-on-it kind of love. Thank you so so so much for writing it. And like everyone else is saying; please update No Capes. 
      (also when I reached the end and discovered it wasn't completed, a wrath of anticipation exploded from me. so yeah that's all thanks )