jayrooboo

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Helloooooo! 
I don't know who you are, or why you're here... maybe you're stalking me....? 

But, anyway. Hi. 

Okay... about me...? 
I love Max Green... and Andy Biersack. Probably more than my boyfriend.. 
Nahh, not really. That's impossible, I love Sam Dias too much for his brain to handle. 

I have a weird, unhealthy obsession with goats... they're just so fucking amazing. More amazing than weetabix - which is my fav food, other than toast. 

I'm a very random, crazy person. As you can see, I tend to chat absolute bullshit sometimes... Oh, and I have a potty mouth. I'm literally a giant toilet, and your crap is my words... okay, that's slightly strange... but oh well. 

What elseeeee? 
Oh! I'm the world's biggest pervert. I can't help it. I was born with a mouth that would make Marilyn Manson look like an angel, and I have an extreme XXX mind. I'm disgusting.... Maybe it's cause I was born a month early? I blame my mum, she abused me.. haha, I'm kidding. 

My parents are weird. They think I'm obsessed with 'darkness' and 'the devil' just cause I abandoned their Reggae upbringing and settled for the clearly more awesome rock/metal stuff. I'm planning on disowning my parents for giving me a boys name - in contrast to my sister's, which is Eden. I don't see how that's fair... favouritism. 

Soooo yeah, I'm a potty mouthed, dirty minded, weird, random, crazy rocker - who loves two guys, I've never met, more than my own boyfriend. 
I'm clearly normal... 

Anyway....I'm gonna be rude and say 'fuck you, you boob', and then 'politely' apologise and say gododbye. 
So, fuck you, you boob, 
Soz, and in a bit ;) 

Jay.