| Name | Jordan |
| Location | Raping Max Green in bed :P |
| Birthday | Sep 20 |
| Member Since | Apr 12, 2011 |
| Votes Received | 1,650 |
Helloooooo! I don't know who you are, or why you're here... maybe you're stalking me....? But, anyway. Hi. Okay... about me...? I love Max Green... and Andy Biersack. Probably more than my boyfriend.. Nahh, not really. That's impossible, I love Sam Dias too much for his brain to handle. I have a weird, unhealthy obsession with goats... they're just so fucking amazing. More amazing than weetabix - which is my fav food, other than toast. I'm a very random, crazy person. As you can see, I tend to chat absolute bullshit sometimes... Oh, and I have a potty mouth. I'm literally a giant toilet, and your crap is my words... okay, that's slightly strange... but oh well. What elseeeee? Oh! I'm the world's biggest pervert. I can't help it. I was born with a mouth that would make Marilyn Manson look like an angel, and I have an extreme XXX mind. I'm disgusting.... Maybe it's cause I was born a month early? I blame my mum, she abused me.. haha, I'm kidding. My parents are weird. They think I'm obsessed with 'darkness' and 'the devil' just cause I abandoned their Reggae upbringing and settled for the clearly more awesome rock/metal stuff. I'm planning on disowning my parents for giving me a boys name - in contrast to my sister's, which is Eden. I don't see how that's fair... favouritism. Soooo yeah, I'm a potty mouthed, dirty minded, weird, random, crazy rocker - who loves two guys, I've never met, more than my own boyfriend. I'm clearly normal... Anyway....I'm gonna be rude and say 'fuck you, you boob', and then 'politely' apologise and say gododbye. So, fuck you, you boob, Soz, and in a bit ;) Jay.
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hey thanks for following me :)
@daisy_chain Hahaha. Mayybeee.. But only if Dimples wants it in there as well... Else that'd be awkward.... O.o
YOUR PROFILE PIC NEEDS TO GO IN OUR YEARBOOK! (Just sayin...... :P)
@daisy_chain i will soon, I promise :D
JayDay! Please update soon! I wanna read all your stories all over again! <3 xx
@BeauDiddly i was speaking mainly about people i know... most of them hate metal.... the dumbasses. lol :D its hard nowadays to find people who listen to good music, instead of all that pop shit. -_- Happy New Year to you too! :D
* Happy, not merry! :D
Loads of people like Asking Alexandria, lol. Find people who like The Pretty Things and Traffic- that's the challenge! Anyway, sorry for the random comment. Merry New Year!
@potterluv Ahahah~ it's like dude except a girly version - since dude is supposedly for guys 0_-
@LittleElfin dudette?