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ieatchildren6969

Name steph
Location my soiled cardboard box
Member Since Feb 15, 2012
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Hey. I'm Steph.

I love writing (If you couldn't tell)
And I have a really weird life story. If you want, I'll PM it to you. Hahaha

My favorite color is a dull blue grey. Just like that nice background of mine. Isn't it lovely? I think it is.

When I was little, I wanted to be a comedian.

I still kinda do.

I don't take shit from anyone.

If they do, I beat them up.

If you're nice to me, I'm a pretty chilled out person.

I can be funny.

I'm sort of smart.

I find farts hilarious. Same with burps.

I've already planned out my wedding.

I love My Chemical Romance, P!ATD, and FOB.

I love my phone.

And facebook.

And writing nonsense haikus.

I look angry whenever I'm not smiling.

Hello.

I'm Stephanie Nicole Cornell,

And my dream is to be a professional photographer, own a coffee shop, and write on the side.

I think that'd be nice.

I bet you're nice, too.

So just talk to me.

I won't bite.

Much.

♀+♀=♥ GENDER
♂+♂=♥ DOESNT
♂+♀=♥ MATTER

Works

I'm fine, thank you.

I'm fine, thank you.

1 page, updated Sep 23, 2012PG-13
56 reads votes 2 comments 6
Best Friends... Maybe More?

Best Friends... Maybe More?

4 pages, updated Aug 10, 2012PG-13
Just another side project I've been working on~ This is just another little fluffy romance story thing, to help me overcome writer's block. I'd love it if you'd give it a chance! <3
5 reads votes 0 comments 0
The Fucked Up Philosophy of Two Teenagers

The ****** Up Philosophy of Two Teenagers

4 parts / 6 pages, updated Aug 08, 2012PG-13
257 reads votes 1 comments 0
The Takeover, The Break's Over.

The Takeover, The Break's Over.

2 pages, updated Jul 19, 2012PG-13
29 reads votes 0 comments 0
The Last 26.

The Last 26.

11 parts / 24 pages, updated Jul 08, 2012PG-13
If you were Stephanie Johnston, and the fate of the human race depended on you, and 25 other kids from your 7th grade science class... How would you save it? What if some peop... read more
1,339 reads votes 24 comments 51
Never Forgotten.

Never Forgotten.

3 parts / 6 pages, updated Jul 08, 2012PG-13
Spencer Grey gets dared to hang out with the town weirdo, Lily Carter by his friends for some money. He's unsure at first, but eventually grows to think of her as a friend... read more
78 reads votes 2 comments 2
George Washington: Dragon Slayer

George Washington: Dragon Slayer

1 page, updated Jun 22, 2012PG-13
104 reads votes 0 comments 1
What are we?

What are we?

3 parts / 5 pages, updated Jun 15, 2012PG-13
138 reads votes 5 comments 3
The Last Letter From Victoire

The Last Letter From Victoire

1 page, updated May 30, 2012PG-13
24 reads votes 2 comments 1
Haikus About Awkward Shit

Haikus About Awkward ****

1 page, updated May 30, 2012PG-13
45 reads votes 0 comments 0
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Han_Man
Han_Man

7 months ago
Your contribution to the "3 word game" on the wattpad writers club message board was much appreciated! here's the link to our story. your a co-author!
http://www.wattpad.com/8122254-the-smelly-man-3-word-game?d=ud
ieatchildren6969
ieatchildren696...

10 months ago
@SpencerBittner hisssssss
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SpencerBittner

11 months ago
Rawr c:
ieatchildren6969
ieatchildren696...

11 months ago
@AvrilTaylorAsha anytime(:
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SpencerBittner

11 months ago
Rawr c:
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AvrilTaylorAsha

11 months ago
Thanks for fanning me =]
ieatchildren6969
ieatchildren696...

11 months ago
@Jobiwan97 anytime! i love your stuff(:
and :D
Jobiwan97
Jobiwan97

11 months ago
Thanks for the fan, had to fan back when I saw you like P!ATD and Fob :)
@Blueskylover Anytime! and i bet i will(:
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Blueskylover

1 year ago
Thanks sooo much for becoming a fan! I hope you enjoy my stories!

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@littlemockingjay aww thanks!
I'm fine, thank you.

@MegCuzICan aww thank you! :D
I'm fine, thank you.

wow i've been reading over this and i hope to god i've gotten better at writing
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@littlemockingjay thanks!!(: and i put it that way cause it's the same person there's a lot of crazy people in my family i want everyone to be...
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hey, i really liked this! :D i dunno it honestly just kind of seemed basically like what life is. you know? and i think i'm gonna go write...
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