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hellvis

Name	Ell
Location	Newport, Gwent
Birthday	Jul 29
Member Since	Mar 01, 2010
Votes Received	1,807
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Hmmm... What to write about me?

I'm on the 'wrong' side of 25 and I come from a Comic Book writing background, my comic series 'Sick Things' used to be published in a magazine in Essex. It starred my vampiric, certifiably insane, homicidal alter-ego Latura. I'm writing her book too, I just have to get all the pieces to fit. It will explain why every mad scientist has an 'Eegor', feature furious sarcasm and devastating wit, unnecessary bloodshed and Boric Acid cocktails with those little umbrellas in.

Some of my favourite authors are Terry Pratchett, Robert Rankin and Stephen King, I've been obsessed with vampires and the supernatural since the age of six (according to my mam) when I discovered Narnia was no way near as interesting as creatures who wanted to steal your soul and pour your blood on their cornflakes.

I'd like to be immortal so I could watch the world evolve (or devolve as it would seem of late) and when Zombies take over, I know exactly where I'm holing up to watch the show... Yup, you guessed it, I'm off to the Pub.

I love horror movies, especially the bad B-movie variety - if I could raise the dead you'd find me with a flashlight and a shovel digging up Vincent Price.

I spend most of my time in my own little world in my head - sometimes little bits seep out in to the 'real' world, like Quantum Sheep and where kebabs really come from.

Anyway... I'm working on the sequel to 'Sensitive to the Light' which I will be writing and uploading as I go along with 'Latura' and various other bits an' bobs.

Also, why the hell is this spell-checker defaulting to English US? I have not spelled 'favourite' incorrectly... or colour or flavour or any other 'o-u-r' Arrghh!

Works

SFSD - Flash Fiction - Gamers

1 page, updated May 02, 2013

The next SF-SD qualifying entry... Precisely 500 words of Flash Fiction for your perusal, inspired by my PS3 accicted husband...

23 reads

Sensitive to the Light Immortal Bloodlines I

27 parts / 71 pages, updated Apr 18, 2013 PG-13

This is a story about Vampires. Vampires who don’t go all sparkly in the sun and wouldn’t be caught dead munching on your neighbours bunny...... read more

37,947 reads

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Ghosts of the Past Immortal Bloodlines II

3 parts / 3 pages, updated Apr 12, 2013 PG-13

Sequel to Sensitive to the Light - Immortal Bloodlines I Moving to another country, falling in love, discovering your true heritage and waging w... read more

516 reads

Shoot.

5 pages, updated Feb 26, 2013 PG-13

Horror SD round one. Pictures from group two. Quotes for Dan are in bold.

215 reads

Frozen...

7 parts / 8 pages, updated Jan 20, 2013 PG-13

FSD Round III - Metallica meets an icy apocolyptical planet in its death throes (probably helps that I've been snowed in for three days)... Enjoy :)

293 reads

Deadly Skies

5 parts / 8 pages, updated Jan 06, 2013 PG-13

Fantasy Smackdown Round II - Quote off - A quest for peace and a silent night (Sword and Sorcery). Secrets, sorcery, dragons, oh my! Quotes used are 1, 2, 5 and 6. A tad over 6000 words, sorry... Oorah!

400 reads

Deadland Bounty

4 pages, updated Dec 14, 2012 PG-13

"Deadland Bounty" My first crack at Fantasy for Jules and Jess' Fantasy Smackdown. Pictures used; Female Centaur (Kentauros), the Anti-Dragon without wings (A... read more

68 reads

Stuff and Nonsense (poems)

3 parts / 1 page, updated Nov 24, 2012 PG-13

Miscellaneous Gubbins, Stuff, Nonsense, Insane Ramblings

244 reads

Columbidae - Sci-Fi Smackdown Round IV

3 parts / 6 pages, updated Nov 02, 2012 PG-13

Okaaay, how the feck I made it this far, I'll never know. I have the feeling I'm not gonna make it through this round, so Dan, I hope I made you prou... read more

340 reads

The Clones of War - Sci Fi Smackdown Round III

6 parts / 8 pages, updated Oct 07, 2012 PG-13

Forbidden Planet's Sci-Fi Smackdown Round III - Hi-Fi Round Mission: Pick a historical character (Theseus) and two pictures (Fallout New Vegas and Future Landscape). Write some Hi-Fi Sci-Fi. Quotes for Angus and VC are in bold :)

500 reads

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hellvis's Reading ListSmackdownFangs N' FurriesSci-Fi/FantasyThriller/MysterySpookshow, babyBook Club

The Last Adventure of Dr. Yngve...

119,114 reads

Nightmares of Caitlin Lockyer

761,025 reads

Seriously, Horrible

9,220 reads

Fear and Blood

88,229 reads

Message Board

hellvis
1 day ago

Thank you to everyone who has followed me of late, I wish I could thank each and every one of you individually, leaving heartfelt snippets of gratitude along the way.

But I can't.  Our good friend Wattpad tells me that I am a spammer.  Whoopsie :P  

So thank you! Bravo! Tre Bien! Gracias! etc.,  In other words, ta muchly.  I really appreciate it.

LittleCinnamon
4 days ago

@hellvis well thanks for reading, and don't worry about the votes, just pleased you're enjoying it. About to start STTL, just read the blurb and saw you have a damphir....I have a Damphyr in Blood Wars...excited to make a start now!

hellvis
6 days ago

@DemelzaCarlton No worries, I was being lazy... Copy & Paste are my friends :)

@VeraLoy@AngusEcrivain Anytime guys!

DemelzaCarlton
6 days ago

Hahaha...that looks familiar! Thanks, Ell :D

VeraLoy
6 days ago

@hellvis Thank you! :)

AngusEcrivain
6 days ago

@hellvis Cheers, Ell! :)

hellvis
6 days ago

IT HAS BEGUN.

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Feel free to share any or all of these links with your friends, family and anyone else. 

The authors ask for nothing in return from you, except a kind review when you’ve finished reading them.  

Happy reading and reviewing!

P_kedia
6 days ago

@hellvis Thanks for the follow :)

hellvis
1 week ago

@LittleCinnamon Heya, I think I need to relocate DS to my 'Fangs N Furries' list now I've started reading it (on the WP app hence the lack of votage - I will have to rectify that).  Really enjoying it :)  I love how the fact that you're from the UK comes through in your writing.

IceMaiden786
1 week ago

I have just started on the first page of sensitive to light and already I'm in love with your writing. It flows beautifully, with a nice sharp edge that I adore and try to do myself. So far so damn good. :-)

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