|Member Since||Mar 01, 2010|
Hmmm... What to write about me? I'm on the 'wrong' side of 25 and I come from a Comic Book writing background, my comic series 'Sick Things' used to be published in a magazine in Essex. It starred my vampiric, certifiably insane, homicidal alter-ego Latura. I'm writing her book too, I just have to get all the pieces to fit. It will explain why every mad scientist has an 'Eegor', feature furious sarcasm and devastating wit, unnecessary bloodshed and Boric Acid cocktails with those little umbrellas in. Some of my favourite authors are Terry Pratchett, Robert Rankin and Stephen King, I've been obsessed with vampires and the supernatural since the age of six (according to my mam) when I discovered Narnia was no way near as interesting as creatures who wanted to steal your soul and pour your blood on their cornflakes. I'd like to be immortal so I could watch the world evolve (or devolve as it would seem of late) and when Zombies take over, I know exactly where I'm holing up to watch the show... Yup, you guessed it, I'm off to the Pub. I love horror movies, especially the bad B-movie variety - if I could raise the dead you'd find me with a flashlight and a shovel digging up Vincent Price. I spend most of my time in my own little world in my head - sometimes little bits seep out in to the 'real' world, like Quantum Sheep and where kebabs really come from. Anyway... I'm working on the sequel to 'Sensitive to the Light' which I will be writing and uploading as I go along with 'Latura' and various other bits an' bobs. Also, why the hell is this spell-checker defaulting to English US? I have not spelled 'favourite' incorrectly... or colour or flavour or any other 'o-u-r' Arrghh!