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Hey There MothaFucka or MuthaTrucka whatever u wanna call yourself. I call myself awesome but well its not true...Im AMAZAYN! Jkay. Im probably the most weirdest person you'll meet in the internet galaxy. I sounded like a star wars geek right thurr.....thurr i hate that word...so um kanichiwa aloha hola hi wassup how ever you say hello...about me: I dont take Shiitt from no one. So yeah. Dont give me drama. Omygosh i had this really cool Drama thing....but i forgot it...I still watch Teletubbies. But thats because I havve a little brother.....I watch Kingsley!!! Whats Up Kingsley this is rihanna. Yeah inside kingsley joke. I guess you would call me a kingslinator? Idunno. Um yeah he's epicly epic. Im from England. So im british in case you didnt know...ELLO GOVNA! Hehehehe I love One Direction. I will marry Kevin. Justkidding I'll marry Harry. Cuz it rymes. Lmao. But um I like The Wanted Austin Mahone (sooooflackinghot) um Big Time Rush is okay uhh i love Maroon 5!!!!!! 
I dont like Beyone Jay-Z Rihanna Kanye West Kim Kardashian Kourtney Kardashian um Directionaters PlasticBieber uh some random kid name Gertrude Milfolder. 
My favorite colors are Green Green Green Green and Purple. 
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Did I mention I was single? (; haahaha
My favorite number is 69! Why cant u capitalize numbers? That would be cool. Well idk. Who ever invented Algebra is a douchebagg...no jkay hes a moron. Um i like glasses that look like Harry Potters. ILIVEINNarnia. Please like ima tell u. My most favorite internet galaxy friend is @XxWiresandSpeakersxX 
Wow i said internet galaxy again im such a weirdo. My bdays December 26th. I once ate 6 hotdogs. EWWWAYY that sounded weird.andyywaaasyysbds byeeeee!!! BE MY FAN!(; see ya! Ciao yeah lets not start this again.
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    2 years ago

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8 Published Works

Featured work.

The New Girl

Social data: 551 reads. 5 votes. 1 comments.

Description: Alexa never realized how much moving would affect her life. So when she moved and went to her new school her whole world was changed, but was it for the better, or the worse?


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