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happymarshmallows

Name Evanjoline Simmons (Not my real name but my alias)
Location Willy Wonka's Factory Eating Tacos and Oompa Loompas
Member Since Mar 17, 2011
Votes Received 58
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HAI EVERYONE!!! IT'S ME, GLOWWITHTHEFLOW!
    
Well, fans, old and new, you HAVE to check out my epic-ly ah-MAYYY- ZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING WBF (Wattpad best friends) whom I have a group story with, and who shall be shown in this random convo:

╔══╗♫
║██║♫ Paste this on
║██║♫ your page if♫
║(O)║ ♫you love♫
╚══╝♫ music♫

Glowwiththeflow: So sad, so, so very sad... I'M GONE WAHHHHAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! (Cries)
Me: Aw, old me, you'll only be gone for about-
Glowwiththeflow: SHUT UP I'M TRYING TO HAVE A DRAMATIC MOMENT!!!
Me: Jeez, soRRRYYY!!!
Sarah1114: Now I see why the account was closed...
Glowwiththeflow: WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?! GO AWAY!!! WAIT WHAT THE HE-
Immortal-Lightwood: Say hello to my little bulldozer!
Sarah1114: Nice work, my insane companion!
Immortal-Lightwood: I know, right?
Me: Uhm, Sarah how did you get here.......And Immortal, when did you get a...
Immortal-Lightwood: From my epicness, of course!
Sarah: Um, I think you mean MY epicness...
Immortal: OH NO YOU DI'I'NT!!!!
While a fight breaks loose, Happymarshmallows sneaks over to the bulldozer and steals Immortal's cookies, while also (all ninja-like) stealing Sarah's wallet. 


So, now I am here, with a jarfull of Elmo cookies and $20. I WIN, TURDS!!!
Okay, peace!

Glowwiththeflow: Heheheheheheh.......I shall return, I shall...
Immortal: BULLDOZER!!! (Runs her over)
Me: O_o
Immortal: Hey.... Where in Pietown are my cookies!?!

Me: (Runs like heck)
BTW I dare everyone reading this to go to google and type in "where is chuck norris"
I shall not speak until someone tells me about it. Don't forget to RUN LIKE HECK!!!!!!!!!!

Me: AHHHHHHHH!!! SARAH STOP!!!
sarah1114: (chases in bulldozer with chainsaw) HAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOALS:
1 Fan:CHECK
10 Fans:CHECK
100 Reads on a book:CHECK
Oh and I might get one of my books published, so look for Evanjoline!

Works

Arranged Over Wattpad Chat

Arranged Over Wattpad Chat

3 parts / 3 pages, updated Oct 02, 2011
206 reads votes 4 comments 9
My Own Spin On Poetry

My Own Spin On Poetry

1 page, updated Jul 02, 2011
25 reads votes 1 comments 0
Eyes of Fire, Mind of Wind: Book One

Eyes of Fire, Mind of Wind: Book One

4 parts / 4 pages, updated Jun 22, 2011Video
447 reads votes 10 comments 22
An Interview with Authors of Wattpad

An Interview with Authors of Wattpad

2 parts / 3 pages, updated Jun 21, 2011
197 reads votes 4 comments 6
The Legend of the Griffin

The Legend of the Griffin

2 parts / 2 pages, updated Jun 17, 2011
Griffin Legiano doesn't know it yet, but she's the greatest legend of the century: She is... the Legend of the Griffin.
70 reads votes 1 comments 2
No, Janus, You Can't Eat Tobi's Toes

No, Janus, You Can't Eat Tobi's Toes

2 parts / 2 pages, updated May 30, 2011PG-13
tags / glowiegone
241 reads votes 5 comments 7
15 Stupid Things I've Heard or Seen

15 Stupid Things I've Heard or Seen

1 page, updated May 29, 2011PG
88 reads votes 3 comments 3
My Online Journal Which I Have So Nicely Decided to Share With You Stalkers

My Online Journal Which I Have So Nicely Decided to Share With You Stalkers

2 parts / 1 page, updated May 23, 2011
262 reads votes 6 comments 6
Alice in Wonderland: The Next Generation

Alice in Wonderland: The Next Generation

1 page, updated Apr 27, 2011Video
142 reads votes 3 comments 6
Blue Eyed Angel

Blue Eyed Angel

2 pages, updated Apr 27, 2011
196 reads votes 5 comments 7

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You seem like an awesome weirdo who loves crazy things :) would you mind taking this hilarious story a chance? 

http://www.wattpad.com/1916469-celebrity-kidnappers

if you love to laugh, this is the story for you :D
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Love_countdown

1 year ago
♥ ♥ ♥ Post ♥ this ♥ on ♥ anyone's ♥ profile ♥ who ♥ made ♥ you ♥ smile ♥ somewhere, ♥ sometime ♥ in ♥ your ♥ life ♥ it ♥ may ♥ surprise ♥ you, ♥ but ♥ check ♥ out ♥ how ♥ many ♥ will ♥ send ♥ you ♥ one ♥ back, ♥ thanks ♥ for ♥ making ♥ me ♥ smile. ♥ ♥ ♥ ~ thx
The_Fang
The_Fang

1 year ago
I love your username xD
lol Anyways, I was just wondering if you could check out my new story: "My Neighbor, the Psycho Serial Killer" :D
It'd be great if you could!
AngelFaceMonkey
AngelFaceMonkey

1 year ago
i like your profile picture.... 0.o sooo cooolllll
potternerd
potternerd

1 year ago
THANK YOU SOOO MUCH FOR FANNING!!!!!
@converseallstar  lol i guess :P
converseallstar
converseallstar

1 year ago
i wish willey wonkas facktory was real but if it was would they have taco's??? :P

-converse
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Love_countdown

1 year ago
I looked up 'Where is Chuck Norris' !!! -Runs like hell-
Sunny140
Sunny140

1 year ago
Hey sorry I haven't uploaded I got in trouble an was banned fron my computer by my overeactive mom and plus I've been busy but I'll try 2 upload soon :)
Youknowitbroit
Youknowitbroit

1 year ago
This is a bit of a late reply - 2 months to be exact - but thanks for making me 2nd in your contest! :) 

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URGH, Writer's Block, biggest pain EVER. Just been really busy, but I'll upload toady, just gotta catch up!
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