| Name | Ali and Sky |
| Location | Gummy Bear Factory |
| Member Since | Dec 29, 2010 |
| Votes Received | 15 |
This is a SHARED account between Sky (gamerg1rl98) and Ali (LoveIsWorthThePain) Ali: I'm a crazy person. When my parents threaten to send me away to an insane asylum, I always say "Finally! I can be with my own kind!" I'm almost not-single. Long story. I have a hat. It's ossum. I can't spell 'awesome.' It's a goompa (my hat). I play the piano sometimes. My math teacher got a sex change. Not really, but it's really an insider. My friends tend to ditch me, saying I'm "annoying." really? I don't see it. Me and Mejia go around the halls screaming/singing John Jacob Jinglehimer-Schmidt. The people tell us to shut up. I got my friend to snort Sharpie the other day. He about choked to death and he was coughing and like "Dude, I gotta blow my nose!" I like playing Black Ops and meleeing my dad in the back of the head I've self-diagnosed myself with insomnia, bipolarity, depression, and extreme insanity. My favorite band by far is Black Veil Brides.When I get older I plan on having 47 cats all named Mr. Fluffykin. (joking) Just kidding. I plan on being a cancer doctor. Or an author. Or an author/doctor. No... Wait ... A taxi cab driver slash astronaut. Kidding. I really plan on being a flying penguin who sells Hot Dogs in Japan and speaks only Polish. No lie. Skylar is the bestest friend I could ever ask for. I know her in real life. She knows basically everything about me and I like watching her sleep. WOAH. Just kidding on the whole 'watching her sleep' thing. I just got my stalking degree, but that's kinda extreme. Sky is funny, ossum, different, and the greatest person I know. Maybe except from Damon. I mean, who else would buy him batteries for his flashlight? Just kidding. Sky is the best. Sky: I stalk you so if you wanna know about I'll be in your closet waiting. Look up about me on my profile Gamerg1rl98 cuz both our 'bios' won't fit. Ali's was over 2000 words so I had to cut some out. GRR! Ali is the awesomest friend ever and we share a cell in the asylum
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@trishthewriter Thank you. :) It's nice knowing people actually care lol. I read the story's from my iPod so when I update it I see that you updated too so I just read it then.
@gummybearswilleatyou Thanks. That's cool of you to say. Hope your finger's better today. I put up CH 15 whenever you're ready. Hope you can read and comment.
@trishthewriter I didn't go to the doctor. I just got an ice pack and the swelling went down. I'm only scraped/bruised so I'm happy. :) anyways, I like reading your story. It's one of the best on Wattpad.
@gummybearswilleatyou OML. I hope you're okay. What di your doctor say? I was going to ask you to check out CH 14 of The Unholy Trinity, but I won't be that cruel. Feel better soon, kiddo.
Soooo this is Ali. I'm typing this with my right hand on my iPod cos I think I may have broken my hand or something because I was almost run over. Hurt like crap. I was Ripstiking and my sister forgot to tell me a car was coming so I like slip off and fly in frOnt of the car and it was stopped. I landed on my hand and my side. It HURTTTTTTT
I started a new story... Please read it! I personally think it's my best story. :) -Ossum Possum Ali
I am so mad right now. So mad. Apparently some dude is staying at our house in a couple weeks for a night or two. Guess who's room he's staying in? Mine. Yeah. Touch my stuff you pervert and you die. Just when I was so happy yesterday. I mean, Connor told me he liked me. Now, I get some old dude in my room while I get the basement couch. Fun. -_- -Ali
AUGH! Okay, so it keeps posting on me when I'm not done! Just look at the messages below and you'll understand. -Ali
Dear Fans, Verizon is extremely stupid. Don't use it. Sky's house phones are out and unfortunately, she doesn't have a cell phone. Her Internet is also acting up. This is Ali. For some odd reason beyond me, my neighbors wifi is working. We are trying to fix this jank
ATTENTION LIFE'S NOT THAT EASY READERS: This is your author, Ali. I'm such a slacker, I've barely even started the next part. Go ahead, hit me. Also, I write these on my iPod and Skylar's Internet is being a douchebag and not really working. It's kind of hard to write with a broken heart *tear tear*. Nah, I'm just sad I thought he liked me. Instead he's dating Dooglas. Off topic Allison! Okay I'm extremely sorry. Also, I'm starting a story called "Why I Hate Mondays," It'll be not really a romance. Kind of funny, maybe, and this girl is like cursed with Mondays. Exclusive: Her dog accidentally French kisses her cos she's licking her face and she's all "STOP!" and... Yeah.