Michael Goldberg

Hello. My stories are all going to be about random, mind confusing things which honestly make no sense even to me. I usually write these late at night, so that kind of explains why they are screwed up. So enjoy! Blame any spelling mistakes on my kindergarden teacher or parents, because they taught me how to English. I hope you can English too! It's currently raining outside, and I am hungry, like the feeling in your stomach, not the country. Books are great. You should read some. I have a really old computer, and it sounds like a robot hooking up with a chicken whenever I open too many apps at once. I own only two sweatshirts. I have scoliosis, so my advice: don't get it. It sucks SO much. Notes are not cool. Unless they are for a test. Then they are cool. Because no one wants an F on a test. That would be terrible. Like my FREAKING BACK! Google Chrome is BAE and Texas is love. There we go. This message is 942 characters so far. Just read my stories. Don't complain. Well  yah, complain. When people get mad and post angry comments, I like to see how funny they are. Bai.