Hi random person who is just a frickin little stalker trying to find out more about me! Care for some popcorn? (inside joke)
      Things you should know:
      I'm crazy.
      I'm vegan :O
      Justin Bieber is gay.
      I hate girly stuff. People say, "But you're a girl!" so I say, "Last time I checked I wasn't."
      Proud Asian.
      I'm freaking awesome.
      Things I HATE with a capital AITCH:
      When people say haitch instead of aitch
      Girly clothes
      You (sometimes)
      Justin Bieber
      Miley Cyrus
      Situations where I have to be polite and act 'normal'
      Mature peeps
      91% of girls would be dead if the Justin Bieber decided breathing wasn't cool. Put this on your profile if you are part of the 9% who would be cracking up! (i'm part of the 9%)
      Stuff I love:
      Glee (update: not so much anymore, it's gone downhill :( )
      Friends ( the tv series)
      Nerf guns
      Giving people really weird nicknames. Examples: I call my mum boobieface, my dad Koopa Troopa or dead nipple and my sister Jo bird
      Spelling (call me a nerd I don't care)
      Check out these people:
      @actuality (she's crazy, but an amazing writer. Believe it or not, her stories DON'T involve a student teacher relationship, a player falling for the invisible girl, people hating each other then loving each other, or any of that other crap that's taken over wattpad.
      Call me weird, I'll take it as a compliment. Normal people are boring.
      If I had one more day to live, I'd spend that day watching tv.
      Bye random stalker!
      By the way, post a smiley face on my board if you are weird like me.
      SEE YOU!
      And remember, always treat everyone with respect. You never know who will turn out famous.
      Kik me if you want to talk- EvTheCrazy
      Oh and follow me on instagram :) I mostly post pictures of my super Asian dad -
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