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Name Ev
Location Probably in the toilet, taking a dump
Member Since Jun 25, 2011
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Hi random person who is just a frickin little stalker trying to find out more about me! Care for some popcorn? (inside joke) 

Things you should know:

I'm crazy.

Justin Bieber is gay.

I hate girly stuff. People say, "But you're a girl!" so I say, "Last time I checked I wasn't."

Proud Asian. 

I'm freaking awesome.

Things I HATE with a capital AITCH: 

When people say haitch instead of aitch


Girly clothes
You (sometimes)

Justin Bieber

Miley Cyrus


Situations where I have to be polite and act 'normal'

Mature peeps

91% of girls would be dead if the Justin Bieber decided breathing wasn't cool. Put this on your profile if you are part of the 9% who would be cracking up! (i'm part of the 9%)

Come join me in the league against boys! MWAHAHA!

Stuff I love:

Friends ( the tv series)


Nerf guns

Lemonade (makes me really hyper... and drunk...)

Spelling (call me a nerd I don't care)


Check out these people: 
 @SimRox (my best friend. Our friendship is mostly based on poo and wee jokes)
 @DOMOLICIOUS47 (too hyper for words. HANDLE WITH CAUTION)
 @actuality (she's crazy, but an amazing writer. Believe it or not, her stories DON'T involve a student teacher relationship, a player falling for the invisible girl, people hating each other then loving each other, or any of that other crap that's taken over wattpad. 

Call me weird, I'll take it as a compliment. Normal people are boring. 

If I had one more day to live, I'd spend that day watching tv.

Bye random stalker! SEE YOU LATER POOPINATOR! 

By the way, post a smiley face on my board if you are weird like me. 


And remember, always treat everyone with respect. You never know who will turn out famous. 

EXACTLY 2000 CHARACTERS! WAIT, NO NOT ENOUGH. I'LL JUST KEEP RAMBLING UNTIL IT GETS UP TO 2000! I love you, you love me, we're a happy family and a kiss from me t - 2000 CHARACTERS!


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