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funnyisnotmyname

Name Sammy
Location Several light years away
Birthday Nov 09
Member Since Aug 23, 2011
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Hello my name is funnyisnotmyname but that isn't my real name, obviously! I love to read stories on here and I attempted to write and everyone knows how well that came to be! So I guess I'll tell you somethings about myself.

I'm obsessed with lots of things!

My latest obsession is Trueblood / the Sookie Stackhouse novels! My favorite character on the TV series is Eric! Eric is a total VILF! (Think MILF, but with Vampire)

I'm a totally Gleek!!!

I love Vampires and supernatural things!

Vampire Daries, Supernatural, American Horror Story, Smallville, Rosswell, Life Unexpected, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Dollhouse, NIkita, Being Human, Saturday Night Live, Once Upon A Time, Bones, The Simpson, Family Guy, Glee, Raising Hope, New Girl, Adventure Time, Trueblood and The Secret Circle are the BOMB!

I <3 Pandas!!!

Don't even start with what my favorite bands are!! There are so many!!

I like popcorn 

I love chocolare and candy!!

I am random and weird!!

I play the Alto Saxophone!

My favorite mythical creature is a unicorn!!

My favorite colors are PURPLE, PINK, GREEN, BLUE & BURGANDY? (it's redish / purpleish) IDK

If you fan me I do not garentee any good stories but I guess I'll start randomly sending messages which is so fun!!!!!!!

YOU CAN ALWAYS MESSAGE ME & I WILL BE MORE THAN HAPPY TO HAVE AN AWESOME CONVERSATION WITH YOU!!!!! 

If for some reason I do not respond it's because 
~ I left my laptop on without logging off and left
~ I fell asleep
~ I quickly shut my laptop 
~ I am so engrossed in a story that I don't see the message thing
~ I'm on another tab on the internet web bar thing

THINGS I CANNOT WAIT FOR
The Avengers 2
The New Star Wars

BOOKS
Vampire Acadamy (now Bloodlines)
Vampire Diaries(my fav)
Blue Bloods
& LOTS MORE!!!

P.S. I LOVE to randomly tell you guys which books I REALLY enjoy! So, if you find out I've recommended your story PLEASE DON"T BE MAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Works

Fighting For What's Right

Fighting For What's Right

1 page, updated Jul 23, 2012PG-13Pictures
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funnyisnotmyname's Reading ListNew and Improved???Paronormal? Basically Werewolf and Vampire storiesRandomness!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :DI HAVE TO READ!! stop the hoarding of the stories!*ONLY THE STORIES I LOVE ARE HERE*fan fiction!!!!!Humor ;)

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