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My name is Alli :)  If anyone is interested, they can follow me on twitter: allisonjayw

I started college this year. It was scary as shit at first, but now I just spend my time baking brownies with my floormates.

There's a giant cutout head of a guy on my floor. It used to be in the girls' bathroom, but now it's propped up in the lounge window, so that as you walk to the building, it stares at you.

One of my professors is a legit expert in the Chronicles of Narnia.

Nothing draws in college kids than watching Disney/Pixar movies in the lounge.

Drunk people watching is way better than the normal people watching you probably do at the mall.

I am probably the most annoying person on my floor thanks to the subwoofer under my desk and the dubstep on my computer.

There's nothing quite like hauling laundry down three flights of stairs, around the building, through the boy's portion of the dorm, and all the way to the laundry room to see that all the machines are in use. Or when you realize you forgot your detergent and/or dryer sheets.

I spend half the time I'm supposed to be doing homework on the internet looking at puppies.

Most people here spend their weekends with a red solo cup full of beer in their hand. I rock the juice box instead.

I am a gourmet dorm chef. Trust me, cooking in a dorm isn't easy.

Waking up for 8am classes make me want to drop out, because...

...Sleep is a religious experience.

It's always a game during the weekends to figure out if someone is high, drunk, hung over, or a combination of the three. My roommate is much better at it than me. (everyone just looks drunk to me)

Buying textbooks is what I imagine being kicked in the balls feels like. And I have to do it twice a year.

I substitute pixy stix for caffeine. 

Cats seem to be a popular conversational topic.

Gossip is almost as fun as college as in high school.

Prank wars are a favorite past time.

I'm still a serial killers in The Sims.