Status: im walking on sunshiiine! woah! :) (1 year ago)

fartsrainbows

Name	Unicorn Pwincess
Location	Brainwashing my leprechauns
Member Since	Mar 13, 2012
Votes Received	63
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Holy shit
It's a fucking 
rainbow.
Welcome to
Unicorn Land
bitches. Now
take of your
shoes! You're 
tracking Magic
into the house.







This is Unicorn Pwincess, the wise and invincible, keeper of the majestic horn, and I have a castle made of marshmallows and cotton candy, near the purple Cutsie hills, overlooking the pink waterfalls filled with hope and promise.



Eat your veggies Filius Flitwick!



“I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living.” 
― Dr. Seuss

“Fantasy is not nonsense!"

“In my world, everyone's a pony and they all eat rainbows and poop butterflies!” 
― Dr. Seuss

“Excuse me!? It's the other way around.” 

“Why fit in when you were born to stand out?” 
― Dr. Seuss

“That's more like it.”






(flaps endless wings of joy and happiness, with a hint of glitter, and flies away)

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This Guy...

4 parts / 4 pages, updated Apr 29, 2012

"Hey, are we rolling? Put the camera on me." Jess fluffs up her hair. Half the grade is watching the girl who was so awkward and crappy days before, now standing on t... read more

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Tease Me Royally

2 parts / 7 pages, updated Mar 17, 2012 PG-13

Looking for a girl to fall in love with is like swallowing whole knives. A pain in the ass. Prince Jared is fed up. Searching for the woman of his dreams was harder tha... read more

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AYummyMind
9 months ago

Hi!  Thanks for fanning me!  :) x

I_FoundWaldo
9 months ago

Thanks for fanning meh. I fanned ya back.

mizz_dramaqueen
10 months ago

Thank You For Fanning me. i fanned u back 2!!!!!!!!!!!!! =D

LunaBella1
11 months ago

Hey, thanks fan it is very much appreciated

tiptomtrisha
1 year ago

Thanks for fanning!

maddhatter
1 year ago

Thanks for the fan

kdta28
1 year ago

Hi ! :) Thank youuu for Fanning me ! <3

Pa read naman ako ng new story ko here's the link > http://www.wattpad.com/4466156-magulo-siya-magulo-ako-edi-magulo-din-ang-istorya

Pleaseeeeeeeeeeee =)))

Lilly lilly expecting for your votes and comments for each chappie Tencchuuu ! <3