evan_c_byrne

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Irish guy, to save you the trouble, yes I like potatoes
Love long-boarding, own a Bustin robot carbon 41" with Blue 84a zombie hawgs with 180mm Bear Grizzly Trucks. Also for safety gear, a protec helment, (I was gonna say brain saver but realised thats the trinity (THE MATRIX!!! :D) brand.) and Loaded racing slide-gloves
Play American football in the Gridiron west league for the West-Coast Wolverines
Scratch the surface and I'm a major geek
Doctor who is awesome, and if you say otherwise... I know where you live -.-
David Tennant is the best Doctor
IT crowd is awesome
There is a spider on my person
I always send e-mails to the fire department
I just lost the game
You just lost it too
You can never win
But just continue
You may think your being trolled
but its better then getting Rick Rolled
If you feel you need to contact me please call:
0811 999 881 999 119 725... 3
My middle name is pronounced keerohn
If you say it as seeahran i will kill you :)
Part Spanish, UNDELAY UNDELAY!
Suddenly... Potatoes
If you ask, I do like harry potter but my parents are completely objective to me reading it for some reason.
Love God
Single
your mother told me to
the Leprechauns made me drink the Guinness
I like Llamas 
Did anyone else cry when mine-turtle died?
Weirdest conversations ever:
"Hey Evan can I tell you a secret?"
"Yes?"
"Under my clothes... IM NAKED!!!!"
MAJOR WTF MOMENT  RIGHT THERE ^
Best Movie Line: 
Tuvea: "Go On little shit, kill me!"
Other Russian Guy: "No Tuvea dont tell him to-"
Tuvea: "No, I want to see if the little shit has the balls to shoot me."
All done in the coolest Russian accent ever ^

Second favourite Movie line:
"I feel sullied and unusual."
whoop whoop cap'n Jack

Best Pickup line:
•"Fat penguin" (What!?) "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."

Best Doctor Who pickup line:
"How bout I be the seive tube and you be my companion cell, eh?"
First vote recieved by@Bebbingtoe 

Hates: Character limits

~ Irish guy OUT!