Status: HELLO EVERYONE! I'm back! I have decided to strike my unfinished projects due to dead ends. More to come! (3 months ago)

epsilonnaught

Name	Andrew
Location	Chicago
Member Since	Mar 30, 2011
Votes Received	246
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Salvete, omnes!

Right. My name is Andrew, and I am a freshman at Indiana University. You could say I'm slowly figuring out this whole college thing, but that would be giving me too much credit.

I write. Obviously. I also act- I am, after all, a theater major. And a physics major. With a Latin minor.

Yeah, everyone reacts like that.

All that aside, I also play trumpet. Is there anything I can't do?

Well, I can't lick my elbow...

Ahem. Well. I'm not usually this narcissistic. I swear! No, don't go! Please? Pretty please?

You stayed? After all that?

Well, you might as well get to know me. Drop me a message, and I'll get back to you... eventually...

Works

Mythologies

2 parts / 1 page, updated Mar 01, 2013

21 reads

Rainbow Summer

4 pages, updated Jul 17, 2012

21 reads

Czardas

2 pages, updated Oct 17, 2011

A simple story of a wedding. A simple story of a man's epiphany.

83 reads

For He's A Jolly Good Fellow

3 pages, updated Sep 02, 2011

A portrait of a man plagued by failure, left with nothing at all. A portrait of a man who, in spite of all odds, finds redemption.

198 reads

By Opposing, End Them

16 parts / 25 pages, updated Aug 18, 2011 PG-13

After a disastrous case, detective Jack Flint faces a life of misery and derision. But life has a curveball waiting for him... one that takes him beyond his wildest dreams and darkest nightmares.

9,497 reads

215

246

Faux Pas

1 page, updated Aug 16, 2011

A vampire named Adrian finds a very tempting victim, only to receive a rather nasty surprise.

171 reads

Crisis of Conscience

10 pages, updated Mar 30, 2011

After a devastating car accident, David Basinger is forced to make a decision- a decision on which the fate of the world hangs. But in order to decide, he is forced to do the unthinkable...

205 reads

epsilonnaught's Reading ListRead Later

Spreading the Funny

2,091,428 reads

The Infinity Trilogy

211,515 reads

The Chase Begins

0 reads

Beluga. Chapter 1. Let it Snow.

0 reads

Message Board

epsilonnaught
2 months ago

@rushings Chyeah. andrewthreesquared

epsilonnaught
2 months ago

@rushings It only goes downhill from here.

epsilonnaught
2 months ago

@rushings I was wondering where you ran off to. How have you been?

epsilonnaught
2 months ago

@rushings Oui, c'est moi.

priince_fanatii...
1 year ago

Hola boy

epsilonnaught
1 year ago

Sons raise meat.

epsilonnaught
1 year ago

@GreenHoodie And with that, I'm afraid I have to go down and eat. Talk to you later!

epsilonnaught
1 year ago

@GreenHoodie O.K. Three brothers went out West to start a cattle ranch, but they couldn't think of  a name for it. So they wrote to their father back East, and he replied, "Call it Focus, for that's where the sun's rays meet."

epsilonnaught
1 year ago