elixar

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I'm bisexual ♥ I do my thing and you do yours. I'm not in this world to live up to your expectations,&you are not in this world to live up to mine. You are you &I am I,& if by chance we find each other, then it 's beautiful. If not, it can't be helped

I change my username alot ^_^

I'm so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I'm saying ^_^

If you ever feel unloved, like you have no friends,or like the world is hating on you for no reason.You must learn to ask yourself..Am i TOO sexy?!

If a bear is chasing you & your friends you only have to run faster than one friend

What do I do when I see someone extremely gorgeous?
I stare.I smile.& when I get tired I put the mirror down!

To hell with the "dislike" button! I think we need a "who cares" button, a "WTF" and a "STFU!" button. Just saying...oh & a "lol" 1 becuz I just get tired of writing it! lol

REMEMBER when somebody annoys you,
it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown but only 2 muscles 2 extend your arm and bitchslap that MONSTER

HOW TO GET KICKED OUT OF STORES
Hide in the bathroom stall & when someone opens the door say
"Welcome to Narnia."

I got in a fight one time with a really big guy & he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well  you won't be able to get into the corners very well."