Status: Could i possibly call this an editing spree? Why yes i think i will. (4 months ago)

drowningeditor

Location Somewhere on a cold mountain, in a little straw hut.
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Since the demise of inkpop i have taken to transversing the internet without a purpose, no where to read and hopefully edit the works of unsuspecting and (probably) promising authors. 

But huzzah! I have found "wattpad" a new site, new authors to test my skills. 

Hello, i am drowingeditor, drowing in a sea of horrible books and cliched premises. Pleased to meet your acquaintance.  

Please if you have a novel i would love to read it, my dream after all is bringing lovely novels like: Jane Eyre, Harry Potter and Pride and Prejudice into the world.

Note: I will not, will not go easy on your work. If you produce a "Fifty Shades of Grey" i WILL destroy you.

Pleasantly signing off,

Drowningeditor.

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How to: Write like an amateur author

How to: Write like an amateur author

5 parts / 4 pages, updated Jan 01, 2013G
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drowningeditor
drowningeditor

1 month ago
@KandeeC Nah I loved inkpop and then it betrayed me when it became one with figment...
SallySlater
SallySlater

4 months ago
Boo, Wattpad just deleted your comment >:(
emmajayne95
emmajayne95

4 months ago
Lovely, you know the only reason I don't answer my phone is because I don't have it. Next friday works (in case the message didn't come through) is V definitely coming?
emmajayne95
emmajayne95

4 months ago
Macca's banquet? Really? Well, it is very you. Haha yes I changed the picture, the last one was kind of terrible. 
Viva La France! (finally got my history books today)
emmajayne95
emmajayne95

4 months ago
Your kindness really does know no bounds doesn't it? Happy New Year Ree. (Oh and what do you want to do for your birthday?) xx
drowningeditor
drowningeditor

4 months ago
@emmajayne95 Well now i wish i didn't. I have to talk to you every day for an entire year. Oh the horror!
emmajayne95
emmajayne95

4 months ago
My my my look who survived the apocalypse! Kind of wish we had a theme tune for the end of the world though, maybe 'Partying like its december 20th 2012'? it worked for 1999 x 
_UhMayZhing_
_UhMayZhing_

6 months ago
hi! well i posted my very good chapter as da prologue of standing up so check it out plz! and edit...and stufff...i think u'll like it
drowningeditor
drowningeditor

6 months ago
HAHHA I love "A Very Potter Musical"! 

That made my day :) 

Sure, send me your work! 

I'll tell you when though because my exam is in two days so i'll be MIA for a little bit more.  
_UhMayZhing_
_UhMayZhing_

6 months ago
@drowningeditor okay. dassa fine 

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