Status: Could really do with a big dose of luck today. :) (2 months ago)
| Name | Christa |
| Location | Netherlands |
| Member Since | Jun 19, 2011 |
| Votes Received | 1,153 |
Mmm... a new life...a new "about me" seems appropriate. I'm a giant redheaded Dutchie slowly fading to a lower IQ I like science, writing, reading, hugs, cheese and alcohol in general. I have two short men and slightly bigger one that fill my life with LEGO and Transformers They are awesome but I don't have enough space to collect them The Transformers and LEGO that is, not the short men. They don't allow me to collect short men. That and they tend to come with an awful lot of junk. I don't have enough storage space. One can only fit that many short men in one wardrobe-sized house. Don't be deceived by my looks I'm not princess Fiona from Shrek Nor princess Merida from Brave But you can call me princess if you insist on it :) If you're younger than 12 or over 70. People say I'm weird. Sometimes scary. I'm not. The world is. I generally try to be a nice person. Really. But don't get on my bad side. REALLY Read my stories and tell me what you think. I'm here to learn. If you provide me with enough beer I might read your story and comment on it. That is, if you ask nicely...send me a pm or use Meebo. No posting on my profile please. Thank you.
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 | Black Poems24 parts / 8 pages, updated Mar 29, 2013 Okay, I am in a major depression and writing about it makes me feel better. So these are very personal and not very funny. Just so you know... 73,891 reads  344  423 |
 | Felix2 parts / 1 page, updated Mar 08, 2013 432 reads 9 14 |
 | The last piece of tinder 1 page, updated Mar 04, 2013  15 reads 4 4 |
 | Section 666: Beast Termination5 parts / 10 pages, updated Mar 03, 2013 The veil has fallen and our lands are roaming with monsters. Will this be the end of humanity?
NO. We take a stand. Section 666: Beast Termination.
No deals. No mercy. Just death.
Agent Maria Davies at your service. 1,128 reads 31 17 |
 | The Queen Bee3 parts / 7 pages, updated Feb 24, 2013 Chloe accomplished what she came here to do. She took away the vampires' blood thirst. With dire consequences. The demon dimension is out of balance, every faction is strugg... read more 788 reads 19 17 |
 | Payback3 parts / 5 pages, updated Feb 10, 2013 You always get what you deserve in the end. 512 reads 27 28 |
 | Love Poems10 parts / 3 pages, updated Feb 08, 2013 Well the title says it all. 4,442 reads 112 73 |
 | Broken 1 page, updated Aug 10, 2012 Goodbye to my ex-husband 827 reads 27 33 |
 | The conjurer's girth2 parts / 4 pages, updated Jun 22, 2012 Alan is finally joining his brother at The University Of Magic. Having no bone of magic in him, he instead thoroughly enjoys himself with the female population. Unf... read more 62 reads 4 8 |
 | Dirty Little Secrets2 parts / 4 pages, updated Jun 12, 2012 R-rated train wrecks. Not for the faint-hearted. 294 reads 8 6 |
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xxmeltmybonesxx
1 month ago
idk if u remember me but i member you i used to be kklovespandas
drDevil
2 months ago
@TerryP Yeah he did. He asked for another one. Today is filled with short men, so this is going to be fun. :P
TerryP
2 months ago
@drDevil I accidentally I un-followed you on my narrow-screen phone. So let me "follow" you again.
drDevil
3 months ago
@nikayaya I was watching Scrubs and realised that dr. Kelso is th the physical manifestation of my username. Hence the pic. Do you like it? :P
nikayaya
3 months ago
What the Corn Balls Batman? I looked at my page and was like "WHO IS THAT?"
TerryP
3 months ago
@drDevil I am so happy that you and another talented young friend Carey @ItalRT4u) are finally linked together. The two of you are awesome! I know that you'll really be great friends.
lafleurdeverite
3 months ago
@drDevil Yeah it's growing on me, the more I see it... And thanks!
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