When you hear the sound of thunder, don't you get too scared. Just grab your thunder buddy and say these magic words: FUCK YOU thunder, you can suck my dick, you can't get me thunder 'cause you're just god's farts.
alrightyy, lets see. about me:
well, i dont usually write stories, but i get bored sometimes and i've heard it's good for the soul. i need that in my life.
i do poetry usually but its very secet. as in no one has ever seen it.
lavender, mint green, dyeing my hair crazy colors, my family, my friends, makeup, minecraft :3, mw3 c:,
silly string, peeps, mountain dew, sexayboys, sparkles, when it's foggy out, miami heat, paris,saying bad words :3, wattpad, youtube., this face&gt; :3
whores, two-faced people, haters, cheerwine, dr. pepper, people w/o a fucking sense of humor, flip flops, SPIDERS. nope, people who shove their religion down your throat. stop., sluts, sluts, slutty slut sluts, whory whore whores, the fact that this is so long.
omg i love the following boys and we will all get married in a brother-husbands situation:
Phillip DeFranco. those dimples!
Kellan Lutz. mmmmmmhmmm
Ryan Gosling. boiiii you got my heartbeat running awayy
ChanningfuckingTatum. who doesn't love his sexy ass??
Chris Hemsworth. Motherfucking Thor.
Ben Afleck. dat Boston accent
Mark Wahlberg. cute.
HMKAY BYE Y'ALL. *im such a dork for writing all of this.