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darthvaderindisguise

Name Anakin Skywalker
Location poking things with a stick/ where the food is
Member Since Jul 13, 2012
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Oh hi, didn't see you there. Oh wait, yes I did. YOU didn't see ME! Cuz I'm a ninja!

SWERVE, PEASANTS  

HORIZONTAL RUNNIN' 

BITCH, I'M FABULOUS.

I like to poke things with a sticks... BUT I haven't figured how to make money with that yet... So I'm in school :(

LOOK THERE'S A SQUIRREL. 

Let's get one thing straight: FOOD, SOCCER, CHUCK NORRIS, EMINEM AND MY BED > YOUR LIFE

The names ã ń ä k ī ñ. 'Nuff said. 
To start with, 





I'm a procrastinator. (IF you haven't guessed already)
FC BARCELONA, YO.
I adore Harry Potter and Star Wars.
I have a big ego.
I'm outgoing.
I use my method of communication thoroughly(talking).
People say I love to hear my own voice.
My secret ambition is to successfully impersonate Darth Vader.
French and Australian accents happen to be my talent.
"Yeah, no. Don't put me down for cardio"- Rebel Wilson  [Fat Amy]
I play the piano.
I play soccer.
I play hockey.
I play basketball.
I play the recorder (does that count?)
I play WII! AND XBOX or any video games, really. 
I love COD. 
I play ........ I've run out of things to play....
My favourite animals are - Llamas on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays, Penguins on Sundays and Tuesdays and Dinosaurs on Thursdays and Saturdays.
Unicorns=AWESOMENESS
#noh8foralpacas 
I love comedies - any kind. 
LOOK IT'S A BUTTERFLY!
Languages spoken:
English
French
Korean
Chinese
Hindi
Sarcasm
Swearing

I like to eat apples while riding a unicycle in my llama suit. Why? Fuck you, that's why

Works

A Dish A Day

A Dish A Day

2 parts / 1 page, updated Feb 12, 2013
"I didn't cry, I just paled in shock. I knew there was something wrong, however I didn't expect this. But life is life, I'm gonna stay strong, and walk with my head held high, period."- Charlotte [Charlie] Wilson
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DarknessAndLight
DarknessAndLigh...

9 months ago
Hi! :)

I just wanted to say thanks for becoming a fan! It really means a lot to me and it's super appreciated! :P

thedancingnerd
thedancingnerd

9 months ago
Haha, anytime :)  Thanks for fanning me back! :)
darthvaderindisguise
darthvaderindis...

9 months ago
@thedancingnerd THANX BRO/ first fan!!! UR EPIC!!!
thedancingnerd
thedancingnerd

10 months ago
FIRST FAN!!!! :D  And I love Star Wars too :)

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