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curader

Name Matthew W Tallon
Location At work
Member Since Sep 16, 2011
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Is there anything worse than having to write your own about me? People will all ways tell you not to info dump in your stories, but then it comes to the about me and you are forced out of that way of thinking to create something that is effectively giant information overload about yourself. Oh well, complaining isn’t going to make it any easier. So I guess I will do my best to get it out of the way.

 My name is Matthew Tallon. I am and always will be a father and husband first. My wife Julia and baby Delilah mean the world and more to me. I love books and all ways have. In spite of working for a publishing company my spelling and grammar is repulsive at best. (Hey I never said I edited for them.) I do have some amazing people that do their best to fix my struggles with the English language. Why they would burden themselves with this impossible task I do not know. But I am forever grateful. 

The leading General in this crusade to rid me of this revolting and hideous slaughter of my own language would have to be@Skyhuntress, so special thanks to her. If you have not all ready, go check her out. 

Here are some links to some other amazing authors.
http://www.wattpad.com/user/SallySlater
http://www.wattpad.com/user/Parogar
http://www.wattpad.com/user/GhostNinja
http://www.wattpad.com/user/SJForester

 I am always on the lookout for something new to read. That said please send me all requests to the inbox. My wall space is not an ad board. Thanks for stopping by and good luck in all your future endeavors!

Works

Vampire or Werewolf?

Vampire or Werewolf?

1 page, updated Jan 04, 2013R
57 reads votes 7 comments 0
Twins Of War (ON HOLD)

Twins Of War (ON HOLD)

11 parts / 31 pages, updated Dec 29, 2012PG-13
The dragon’s soul shall split, and the world will tremble in its wake. One half to destroy the world, one to reunite it. One to cast its shadow over the world, plun... read more
6,650 reads votes 190 comments 73
BEST FAN FIC EVER

BEST FAN FIC EVER

1 page, updated Aug 15, 2012R
70 reads votes 4 comments 1
Authors of Wattpad

Authors of Wattpad

2 parts / 3 pages, updated Jun 20, 2012G
This is where interviews from the best Authors on Wattpad can be found.
410 reads votes 13 comments 8

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RobertLCollins
RobertLCollins

2 weeks ago
Thanks for following me. Best of luck with your own work. 
Skyhuntress
Skyhuntress

1 month ago
@curader Purple with silver swirls. And glitter. Lots and lots of glitter. 

I'LL CRY ALL I DAMN WELL WANT INSIDE MY HIDEY ROCK! YOU CAN'T STOP ME EITHER BECAUSE YOU WON'T KNOW WHERE IT IS BWHAHAHAH 

*cough*
curader
curader

1 month ago
@Skyhuntress What color do you want for the inside? I mean.... I mean stop crying and get back to writing. Yea that's what I meant!
Skyhuntress
Skyhuntress

1 month ago
I tried to get chapter done, I'm useless. I need to make my rock and just go hide under it. *sad* Yay useless me weeeeeeew. 

Rock checklist:
1) Hideability
2) Sound proof 
3) Access to internet
4) Beanbag
5) Writing penguin
6) Colourful inside

Essays broke my writing ability. Halp.  /sadfaisekelsey
curader
curader

1 month ago
@MDWyvern Sorry for taking such a long time to reply. Whats the name? I'll check them out..
MDWyvern
MDWyvern

1 month ago
@curader I've doing well. I met a new author here on wattpad who looks promising.
curader
curader

1 month ago
@MDWyvern yes sir! How have you been? Missed talking with you man.
MDWyvern
MDWyvern

1 month ago
@curader So may I ask if you are still setting up a publishing company?
Tetras
Tetras

1 month ago
@curader had to clear it up in my mind what it was :)

Mighty interesting that 8I
curader
curader

1 month ago
@Tetras Lol. You have the right of it. Thank you for stopping by and clearing that up.

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