The Itinerant Author

***ATTENTION***

This account is mostly on hiatus, but I might occasionally write something. Check out wattpad.com/user/commandozoey for some other stuff I wrote.

Thank you to everyone who read and commented on my stories, you all mean a lot to me. I hope you enjoyed my writing.

"What the hell is this? Did you put Splenda in my latte? You're a barista! You don't think! You have to remember like six things, and one of them is that the sugar comes in the brown packets and the Splenda comes in the yellow! I freaking hate Splenda! It-it tastes like... like pencils! Why are you putting pencils in my latte?" -Hunter Clarington

Also, any Animorphs or Total Drama fans out there? If so, come talk to me. There's not enough of us out there.