Status: Wow, I haven't been on for a while. Sorry about that! (2 months ago)

clevercynic

Name	Navya
Location	New Jersey, USA
Birthday	Nov 29
Member Since	Oct 07, 2011
Votes Received	258
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Hello there wandering traveler! Welcome to my profile! My name is Navya. I'm a 16-year-old sophomore, and hating every minute of school! 

Well, I'm just another one of those crazy/weird/abnormal teenage girls. Oh, and before you move on, I'm also a perverted ruffian who curses too much, so if that offends you, then scurry along! I'm Asian-American. My origin is in India - WHICH IS IN ASIA. Don't say otherwise. I am a democrat and a Hindu, but I believe in science way more. 

I'm very talkative, cheerful, and bubbly, but I don't trust people easily! Weird, right? I'm an arrogant, lazy, and walking contradiction. My eight best friends put up with me every single day, and I love them to bits and pieces. The following people make my life easier to handle: Brittany, Mary, Aliza, Rachel, Peri, Polina, Parnika, and Olivia. If you mess with my best friends, you mess with me. And so on and so forth.

It's hard for me to choose favorite authors, but for now, J.K. Rowling, Suzanne Collins, Betty Smith, Khaled Hosseini, Elie Wiesel, Lemony Snicket, Patricia A. Mckillip, Cornelia Funke, Jerry Spinelli, and Herge are my favorites. My favorite books are the Harry Potter series, the Hunger Games trilogy, A Tree Grows in Brooklyn, The Kite Runner, A Thousand Splendid Suns, Night, Dawn, the Series of Unfortunate Events, Alphabet of Thorns, Winter Rose, Dragon Rider, The Thief Lord, Milkweed, and the comic book series Tintin.

I don't watch TV much - I prefer wasting time on Tumblr, Youtube, and Wattpad - but my favorite shows are Gossip Girl, Spongebob, Drake&amp;amp;Josh, and Pretty Little Liars. My favorite youtube stars include raywilliamjohnson, nigahiga, communitychannel, itschriscrocker, shanedawsontv, smosh, kevjumba, thedominicshow, and KassemG. My favorite movies are the Jurassic Park series, the Hunger Games, the Harry Potter series, and more! 

Hit me up on tumblr: http://www.joyfulziam.tumblr.com

Anything else? Just ask! :D

Works

Bitter Fights and Starry Nights: A collection of one-shots

9 parts / 17 pages, updated Sep 30, 2012 PG-13

A collection of one-shots. These are written when I feel the need to write to save my sanity. WARNING: Contains sensitive subject matter. Enjoy.

498 reads

No Clarity: A Collection of Poems

10 parts / 4 pages, updated May 25, 2012 PG-13

This is an on-going collection of my poetry. I do not care about the amount of votes, reads, or comments I get on it. This is simply a way for me to rant ... read more

571 reads

~Infinite~ [BOYXBOY]

2 pages, updated Apr 16, 2012 PG-13

Nikolai Mendeleev is a tortured, suicidal, angsty young man. He happens to be gay. And he happens to have attempted suicide for four times already. In his junior ye... read more

119 reads

The Marvelous Endeavors of Wattpaders

11 parts / 22 pages, updated Jan 16, 2012 PG-13

A funny and short story about the things that irritate me or make me smile on Wattpad. ****WARNING***** THIS STORY WILL CONTAIN A LOT OF CURSING, SOME... read more

3,240 reads

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clevercynic's Reading List

The Practice Mate [manxman - mature]

46,016 reads

When Two Hearts Meet (Brightmore #2)

142,099 reads

The Sorcerer's Lullaby [boyxboy]

103,645 reads

Coming Out [boyxboy]

160,021 reads

Message Board

clevercynic
2 months ago

Guys! My lovely best friend Lina has uploaded a Dramione fanfiction! It's really good. Go check it out: http://www.wattpad.com/8881682-the-ferret-is-the-one

hyperjudgement
5 months ago

@clevercynic Checked and I'm going!

clevercynic
5 months ago

@hyperjudgement CHECK YOUR EMAIL

hyperjudgement
7 months ago

@clevercynic Tintin is amazing. No arguments.

clevercynic
7 months ago

@savannahelenor Yup! I grew up on Tintin :)

savannahelenor
7 months ago

YES! YOU LOVE TINTIN! Good on you!

hyperjudgement
10 months ago

@clevercynic I need a tumblr. Or some form of social networking to get me back in the loop with things. Sometimes I feel like a grandmother with how little I know about what's going on around me. Lala. lala. lalala. Talk to me girl! We haven't in foreverzzzz!

clevercynic
1 year ago

Shameless plug post time! Guys, if you have a tumblr, please follow me! I ALWAYS FOLLOW BACK!
url: http://www.clevercreature.tumblr.com
I reblog many different things! After all, this is my personal and ONLY blog. I reblog One Direction (DIRECTIONER 4 LIFE). Specific to One Direction, I re-blog Larry Stylinson and Ziam. ZIAM IS MY OTP - my one true pairing of Zayn Malik and Liam Payne from 1D! And yes, they ARE gay. I just know it! 
I also re-blog Harry Potter, Glee, The Hunger Games, Nirvana, Avenged Sevenfold, Flyleaf, other rock music bands, fashion, food, funny GIFs, films, teenage angst, random posts, and more!
Follow me if you want! :)

hyperjudgement
1 year ago

@clevercynic yes. yes you have. I've been reading too many adorable-style shoujo mangas lately so I guess we balance each other out :P. Once more, I want to grow down! not up! And I WILL NEVER EVER GIVE IN I will fight your corruption forever! And yes, I am as oblivious as cheese, what of it?
Yes. Big Bang Theory is awesome. Awesomer than cheese.

clevercynic
1 year ago

@hyperjudgement Lmao! I've been reading a lot of yaoi one-shots lately (manga style). I really want to grow up! I can't wait to get the fuck out of our town and go to college! And yes, I am determined to corrupt you. I have successfully corrupted Olivia, Aliza, and Rachel (although it wasn't just me) and I will corrupt you!
You are oblivious as cheese, if cheese is oblivious, which it kind of is, considering the fact that cheese is an inanimate object. But you're not an inanimate object! Sorry, I'm rambling here. I'm extra-hyper today.
Anyway, I don't watch TV much, but I have heard that the Big Bang Theory is awesome! XD

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