August

Hallo innocent fellow wattpadian. 
*cue sinister evil laugh*
I see you have stumbled upon my page and I humbly welcome you to the land of butteredpizza's wattpad page.

As you can see I have put 'August' as my name. Nope it's not my real name (How I wish it was though) and I can't tell you anything about myself. Because my parents are scared that someone will hunt me down and shoot me repeatedly in the stomach.
*rolls eyes but hides behind couch*

Okay, that was an obvious lie but you never know what can happen with a gun. Eeeek.

I'm just a normal English teenager. Well, that's not entirely honest, I have hearing aids. No, you don't need to shout....
*Sighs dramatically*

I have two fish and a Labrador called Lola. Ever heard of a small children's program called Charlie and Lola? Yeah? I loved it so much, when I got the dog obvs, I decided to name her after the main character Lola.

August stop rambling. 
*tuts to myself and imagines an old fashioned strict teacher waggling her finger*

Feel free to chat to me about anything.

Well, I gotta go get some pizza. 

So see ya, dudes and dudettes.