|Name||The Ex-wife who came out with everything of yours.|
|Member Since||Jan 10, 2012|
Sorry if I've once offended you (or twice, or trice, or... what the heck is the word for four times?!). I'll have you know I'm a very immature middle-aged teenager (hah) and most of what I say never comes out right. So. Gosh, that all just sounded so serious. I'm never serious. Especially on the Internet lol. I have a name. It's reserved. Normally, I don't like it when people do that to me so I understand your frustration, but I didn't like it so much when I saw it all typed out a few times. So. Just call me BALOOBA :) I have two prejudices: Firstborns and Men. If you hand me a firstborn guy I don't think I'd like him very much, though he might like to be around me to feel superior. It helps with their pride. I didn't need you before you came into my life, and I doubt I'll need you after you leave. Don't think I'll ever get married. Or be romantically involved with anybody. Love is overrated as it is. I don't like Teen Fiction all that much. Why would you waste your time getting involved with a person's drama if they don't even exist? M&Ms can save someone from a lot of things. Chocolate cures everything. Except for cancer. I think. I can't sing. But that doesn't mean I'm shy about it. Can kind of dance (like, with the pointe shoes). Can kind of create music (like, with the piano). Has some kind of imagination (like, with the brain). Is a little too lazy to make the best use of it. I created the first goat to ever explode upon dog food ingestion every fourth of the month. The spleen, it's in the spleen. I tamed an elephant and now his name is Reginald and together we raze the jungle in search of the elusive goliath parrot. That's a parrot the size of your car, by the way. I have a duck that can fly. He uses jetpacks. Oh, wait. I forgot; he farted last week and the entire world exploded. Never mind. Guess that means I lied about that other stuff too, because if the world is exploded, then where am I? Unless...... Nah, I'd probably be dead anyway.