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Alias: I'll let you know when the cops stop sniffing around.
Location: They seem to be everywhere these days.
Age: Forever 16!!!! <3 *tosses flowers*
Sex: Is how people die.
Hobbies: Looking up strange things on the Internet.

once upon a time
in a world stuffed with cheap rhymes
there lived to be a great queen
she resembled a baked bean
that is all.




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You love princesses. I love princesses. But do you ever wonder if they love each other? One prince on a mission. One missing damsel who may not exactly be in distress. And fiv... read more
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The Adventures of Rat Man and Spider Dude

The Adventures of Rat Man and Spider Dude

4 pages, updated Dec 16, 2013PG
What happens when a superhero of the BC era teams up with an ambitious super-boy who's missing a few Marbles? Mayhem in the city like you've never seen before. *Cover made by @moostachelou
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I get it. You're sad with your daily life so you've come onto Wattpad hoping to find your fairytale ending in some fictional way. How pathetic, you know, but it still won't st... read more
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How to Shop for Eggs

How to Shop for Eggs

2 pages, updated Apr 03, 2013PG
117 reads votes 8 comments 11

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