balooba

Name sexiibaybexxandsomenumbers
Location 2nd star to the 1st and straight on till sober
Member Since Jan 10, 2012
Votes Received 283
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Firstly, the entirety of my purpose on Wattpad is to spread STDs for all to enjoy. Yay for recklessness!
Secondly, I'm here to read and . . . well, do whatever else you're supposed to do on here.

Alias: I'll let you know when the cops stop sniffing around.
Location: They seem to be everywhere these days.
Age: Forever 16!! <3<3</3 gurl dont u even crie at dos rinkles it makes them puhfee1
Sex: Is how people die.
Hobbies: Looking up strange things on the Internet.

I can pretend to be all smarty-pants with regard to fancy words and telling people what they want to hear . . . but let's face it once socially inept always socially inept and once a redneck always inbred. Let's hear it for cheesecake!

once upon a time
in a world stuffed with cheap rhymes
there lived to be a great queen
she resembled a baked bean
that is all.

Works

Ode to Parsley

Ode to Parsley

1 page, updated Aug 06, 2014G
22 reads votes 1 comments 1
Charmless

Charmless

2 parts / 12 pages, updated Jul 09, 2014PG-13
You love princesses. I love princesses. But do you ever wonder if they love each other? One prince on a mission. One missing damsel who may not exactly be in distress. And fiv... read more
112 reads votes 4 comments 8
The Adventures of Rat Man and Spider Dude

The Adventures of Rat Man and Spider Dude

4 pages, updated Dec 16, 2013PG
What happens when a superhero of the BC era teams up with an ambitious super-boy who's missing a few Marbles? Mayhem in the city like you've never seen before. *Cover made by @moostachelou
213 reads votes 6 comments 7
Éhcilc

Éhcilc

33 parts / 28 pages, updated Dec 11, 2013PG-13Completed
I get it. You're sad with your daily life so you've come onto Wattpad hoping to find your fairytale ending in some fictional way. How pathetic, you know, but it still won't st... read more
5,063 reads votes 264 comments 135
How to Shop for Eggs

How to Shop for Eggs

2 pages, updated Apr 03, 2013PG
127 reads votes 8 comments 11

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