Name sexiibaybexxandsomenumbers
Location 2nd star to the 1st and straight on till sober
Member Since Jan 10, 2012
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Alias: I'll let you know when the cops stop sniffing around.
Location: They seem to be everywhere these days.
Age: Forever 16!! <3<3</3 gurl dont u even crie at dos rinkles it makes them puhfee1
Sex: Is how people die.
Hobbies: Looking up strange things on the Internet.

I can pretend to be all smarty-pants with regard to fancy words and telling people what they want to hear . . . but let's face it once socially inept always socially inept and once a redneck always inbred. Let's hear it for cheesecake!

once upon a time
in a world stuffed with cheap rhymes
there lived to be a great queen
she resembled a baked bean
that is all.




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The Adventures of Rat Man and Spider Dude

The Adventures of Rat Man and Spider Dude

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What happens when a superhero of the BC era teams up with an ambitious super-boy who's missing a few Marbles? Mayhem in the city like you've never seen before. *Cover made by @moostachelou
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How to Shop for Eggs

How to Shop for Eggs

2 pages, updated Apr 03, 2013PG
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