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Ah, I just realized that I'm never satisfied with how I describe things in this box. Should I be concerned about that? Well I'm not. So, moving on to less important matters:


-I lose interest in things a lot. Meaning I've picked up a lot of hobbies. So if you want a knitting teacher that's not old and wrinkly, you know where to come!

-If you need to laugh, ask me to make you laugh. I'll do my best, and won't give up until you at least smile. I'm told I can make people smile, but technically that isn't 100% possible, so consult me at your own risk.

-I'm not exactly the BRIGHTEST person in the word, so please don't laugh or get offended if I don't understand a certain term or a sexual joke.

-I'd like to think I can dance... Coordination skills and comprehending music beats and whatnot. I like waltzes, but I only know how to do the single-people waltzes... Soooooo, sit back and be jealous, because I don't need a man to have fun :D

-Speaking of which, men are stinky. I WOULD advise you to stay away from them, but from the influence of girl-peers and Wattpad, it's unlikely that you'd listen to me lol.

-I love you!

-I have a sister. She's not very nice to me, but I don't blame her. She's always been such a sissy-girl that she just can't handle me...

-My eyes crinkle when I smile. You can't see past the sparkle!

-I'm not brave, but I have courage; I'm spontaneous, but not gullible. Okay, that's a lie... Um, I'm practical. And also lazy.

-My nose bleeds a lot. And if I bump it even softly I'll sneeze several times. Growing up, my sister thought my sensitive nose situation was very funny. So she'd... take advantage of that. Moving on.

-I like wearing knee-length dresses. They give me a sort of comfort to remind me that I really am still female.

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Go, Stevie, go!

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No matter what horrible things you're going through, there will ALWAYS be someone else going through a heck of a lot worse. Keep that in mind before posting your problems online or something.