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6 pages, updated Mar 10, 2014PG-13
You love princesses. I love princesses. But do you ever wonder if they love each other? One prince on a mission. One missing damsel who may not exactly be in distress. And fiv... read more
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The Adventures of Rat Man and Spider Dude

The Adventures of Rat Man and Spider Dude

4 pages, updated Dec 16, 2013PG
What happens when a superhero of the BC era teams up with an ambitious super-boy who's missing a few Marbles? Mayhem in the city like you've never seen before. *Cover made by @moostachelou
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33 parts / 28 pages, updated Dec 11, 2013PG-13Completed
So I get it, you're sad with your life so you come onto Wattpad hoping to find your fairytale ending in some fictional way. How pathetic, you know, but it still won't stop you... read more
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How to Shop for Eggs

How to Shop for Eggs

2 pages, updated Apr 03, 2013PG
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