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Name Ash Rayil
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Prince Knight Acolyte of the Order of the Grumps.

"I live in Candyland with my good friend and twin, TwinPeacock, and we eat candy, do nothing and laugh about things you probably wouldn't find funny 'cause our humour is incredibly immature.
I love to graffiti walls and to find out my autocorrect has embarrassed me. Now, if you don't mind, I'm just going to wash some thongs." Royal Leopard, TwinPeacock

"Ash is an all serious, hot tempered, rude and offensive guy who tends to scare the little ones. He likes underwears. He is against all kinds of trolling. We've seen lots of pics of him-his back, through shadows, just profile, playing pool-and his next pic will be in the shower-naked of course. He is a lover, not a fighter so that makes him the favourite of the fangirls." Queen, papaki

"Ash suckers you in with his charm, makes you feel at ease and then BOOM! *screenshot* Blackmail.  He lacks a sense of humor, is unknowledgeable of sarcasm, and detests trolls with every fiber of his being.  He has this annoying habit of being a good friend." Uber-Goddess, SRae91

"He had me at “Hello” and I “Complete him”. He enjoys taking his ego for a walk, loves being called cute and hates trolling. Honestly he’s a decent guy. Too nice for his own well-being. Oh! And the dude enjoys the shower. ;} " Guardian Angel, avenging_angel

“He's been through so much. We have traversed conversations and explored the depths of friendship. He is eloquent, honest and sucker for a damsel in distress. He is everybody's knight in shining armour/armani and a good man to have by your side in a fight." Zombie Chicken Supreme, spikkelchicken

"Ash in thirteen words: Funny, brotherly, kind, random, old, smart, reader, lover boy, ladies man, trapped, Ash." Cute One, MeepyM

"I love ashiqtnt because he gives me candy and brains! And he's my daddy 2! But more importantly he gives me candy and brains-because I am awesome!" Kiddo, neuroticme13

I am an avid reader. But do NOT advertise on my wall. Cheers.


Bits & Bobs

Bits & Bobs

12 parts / 43 pages, updated Dec 08, 2013G
A collection of shorts and one shots and long shots. Cover by the lovely hellvis, she's awesome.
2,182 reads votes 112 comments 156


6 parts / 23 pages, updated Oct 31, 2012G
The Mayans were right…..almost. On the 23rd of December 2012, the Earth witnessed beautiful harmless meteor showers all round the planet. Beginning on the 25th of December, the w... read more
231,022 reads votes 2,331 comments 950

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