Status: Space Command and the Planets of Doom hits the Parody bestseller list again at #72! http://amzn.to/atEZo9 (3 months ago)

abstractplane

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Brian K. Henry is the author of the fantasy novel HOUSE OF PRENSION and sci-fi novel SPACE COMMAND AND THE PLANET OF THE  BEJEWELLED CONCUBINES, as well as the story collection SPACE COMMAND AND THE PLANETS OF DOOM.  Primarily a writer of comedy and satire, Brian has also completed seven comedy screenplays, (including ZAK BEDFORD, PUNK DETECTIVE option to Feldco Development), several collaborations with punk-cabaret duo The Tyrants in Therapy and numerous short stories, sketches and, of course, tweets.

A California native and longtime Pasadena resident, Henry holds a PhD. in English from UC Riverside and a MA from CSU Fullerton.  

Henryï¿½s dissertation focused on the works of Henry James, Nabokov, and Poe.  Other literary favorites include Don DeLillo, Mark Twain, J.R.R. Tolkien,  and Gabriel Garcia Marquez.

Follow his contributions to the twitter world at http://twitter.com/brianhenry63 and become a friend on Facebook at http://www.facebook.com/briankeithhenry.  To purchase e-books, check out the Amazon author page at http://amzn.to/t5Fnpw.  Get Space Command and the Planet of the Bejewelled Concubines at Amazon http://amzn.to/NhTmgL or at Smashwords: http://bit.ly/OVo6JA.  House of Prension is also available at Smashwords: http://bit.ly/s7LZHH.  Visit my smashwords author page at http://bit.ly/vqQIO4.

Works

The Abstract Detective and the Case of the Linear Murders

2 pages, updated Aug 13, 2012

The Abstract Detective takes on a case where the murder sites are too geometrically precise to be by chance!

370 reads

The Bitter Pill

5 pages, updated Jul 27, 2012

When Butterman's doctor makes a diagnosis of 'too tranquil' he prescribes Seetherol to shake up the patient.

497 reads

The Woman on a Piano

2 pages, updated Feb 09, 2012

Hoban and Ratigan are fans of the latest unusual music, but even they may not be ready for the Woman on a Piano.

651 reads

The Planet of the Frozen Spiders

2 pages, updated Feb 01, 2012

The officers of Space Command do battle with immobilized spiders entrapped in ice - which is more dangerous than it sounds!

1,739 reads

The Castle of the Stunted Pumpkins

1 page, updated Jan 23, 2012

Inspector Gelmer investigates the castle of an eccentric taxidermist in this miniature Gothic tale.

403 reads

Space Command and the Planet of the Bejewelled Concubines

2 parts / 10 pages, updated Jan 04, 2012 PG-13

A novel-length adventure with the officers of Space Command! When a guild of courtesans is threatened, Space Command must dispatch a mismatc... read more

86,237 reads

The Abstract Detective and the Case of the Square Killer

2 pages, updated Jan 02, 2012

When the police find body parts arranged in a perfect square, they know they must call on that investigator of the absurd, The Abstract Detective.

780 reads

The Three Silent Fish and the Adventure of the Stuffed Pony

1 page, updated Dec 31, 2011

Unpopular Children's Stories presents this delightful adventure of the (reputedly) beloved Three Silent Fish.

415 reads

Diary of a Netflix Worker

2 pages, updated Dec 28, 2011

tags / absurd diary film movie netflix parody satire surreal

740 reads

Bad Trees

1 page, updated Dec 26, 2011

The trees outside number 328 are not as innocent as they first appear.

721 reads

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Excerpts from BEACH BLANKET ZOMBIE

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The Big White Cat

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abstractplane
7 months ago

@Chrissyauthor thanks - a friend of mine did them - trying to get across a branded look ;)

abstractplane
10 months ago

Thanks to everyone for all the support for Space Command and the Planet of the Bejewelled Concubines, which reached over 400,000 reads!  Now you can get the "absolutely hilarious" full novel on Amazon http://amzn.to/NhTmgL or Smashwords http://bit.ly/OVo6JA !  Check it out and leave a review!  Thanks - Brian

abstractplane
10 months ago

@AustinSpring  Thanks for the fanship!  'Planet of...' was a Wattpad featured story for six months and the whole book was up.  Now the featured run is over, so you can get the total novel on Kindle or at Smashwords!

AustinSpring
10 months ago

How come planet of the bejeweled concubines only has 2 parts now?

abstractplane
1 year ago

thanks for the note - glad you liked it!

parishsp
1 year ago

just finished "Planet of the Frozen Spiders" and i really enjoy your humor. so much so, i added one of your longer stories to my library. just wanted you to know ;)

StephenJennison...
1 year ago

That was an abstract remark?

abstractplane
1 year ago

Well, you might like The Abstract Detective... since it fits in with your Murder... genre.  ;)

AngusEcrivain
1 year ago

Thanks so much for becoming a fan mate! I see you have Pearl of the Stars in your reading list too, I hope you enjoy it :)

DaisyCutter
1 year ago

I was going to say something clever and thank you for the fan.... but only the second part was achievable before my morning coffee.

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