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Greetings and Salutations!
~Kneecaps are hideous
~I detest pigeons and seagulls
~I like concotions. Especially those involving food.
~Loud. As hell. Possibly louder.
~I enjoy old things. Even if they smell like wrinkly powdered people
~I really like watching movies, like, a lot.
~And I obviously love books 
 ~And no one really cares about anything else I'm gonna write here cuz it's all bullshit anyway haha. I wouldn't be like "oh yeah, and um I can be really whiny and I can be a real drag and I'm annoying a lot of the time, also a lot to handle."
~Even though I just did.
~Whatever.
~There you go, the good, the bad, and the stories.
~Hope you like 'em.
~I work hard on those, I really do.
~ok, bye.
~Bye.
~See ya

"Raulie says you've been spending six hours a day locked in here watching television and sulking in the tub."
"I doubt that."
"I don't think that's very healthy, do you? Nor do I think it's very intelligent to keep an electrical gadget on the edge of the bathtub."
"I tie it to the radiator."
"Well it can't be very good for your eyes, anyway."

"Why'd you do it? Because of me?"
"Yeah, but it's not your fault."


Profile pic~ You like my mustache?
background~ Elephant gun(;
  • Location:
    The Hundred Acre Wood
  • Joined:
    3 years ago

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4 Published Works

Featured work.

A Life in Lists

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Other Works by Yulyana_Torres.
Kaci-Leigh and the Summer Long Search for a Pair of Lips

Kaci-Leigh and the Summer Long Search for a Pair of Lips

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Kaci-Leigh is a 16 year old girl who is looking for her very first kiss this summer. With strict parents...

Falconer

Falconer

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A Letter Never Sent

A Letter Never Sent

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I couldn't send this to you...because I'm scared? Stupid? So I put it here, so someone could read it...j...

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